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the juan noodle

a sex position where an individual sucks their own massive fucking balls, not the dick, just the balls. skip the noodle.
"yo i just did the juan noodle fr"
"what the fuck is the juan noodle"
"my balls hurt"
by JuanNoodleEnthusiast69 November 26, 2023
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Juan

Have you seen Juan
by $TheRealDonaldTrump$ January 31, 2019
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Juan

the mexican beast, the mexican king od the animals
juan is my spirit animal
by tigers spitit animal March 14, 2017
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juan de

weird and likes girls like mary... not attractive at all
Wow his name is Juan de, he must like a mary
by coolgirlswaggie August 29, 2017
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Juan y las putas

An amazing group of guys. Constantly fighting every single second, but never ever breaking up. At the end of the day, through thick and thin... They'll always be the best of bros. A group composed of Mauri, Thom, matti, sferra, Nico, trave, albi, Jaco, yobo, pasta, Loris, dieghito, pie, Carlo, delchone, mazza, Gava and marci. They are the opposite yet better verison of the the 'gigi'. Remember juan y las putas, boys will be boys, bros before hoes(always) and fuck it, do it!
Lady 1: "Ley have you seen the sexy group of guys?"
Lady 2: "yes, who are they???"
Cazzoni cazzuti: " Hey ladies, we're Juan and you two can be my putas- Juan y las putas"
by Thisdoingiamwhy November 21, 2021
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Don San Juan

A young black youtuber from Jersey
“Yo cuhz yu seen that new Don San Juan video?? bro was on omegle going crazy”.
by scamorgetscammed May 23, 2022
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Juan

Juan is a bitch and has a big ass. Juan can also be a dick at all times but he is hilarious. He has a small tolerance...just like his dick!
Why are you being such a Juan?
by ilovejuan September 28, 2017
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