Juan

The Fucking most Mexican name you could ever give anyone.

Juan: Hola! It's Juan!

Jerron: Fuck.

*Tyler throws his shot glass on the ground*

Tyler: SCATTER!

*Everyone runs for the hills*

Juan: BUT I JUST WANTED YOU TO TRY MY TACOS!!!

by xX_PussyDestroyer696969_Xx March 20, 2017

Juan

is the best boyfriend you will ever ask for will always tell you that he misses you and LOVES YOU everdayyyyy has a great sense of dirty humour is kind knows how you feel even if u didnt tell him sexy abs and veiny arms.

Juan is so nice

ik right

by valbahe8 November 21, 2023

juan parra

The most handsomest fuck boy you will meet.
He will get your girl with a wink.

you know juan he's back at it again
juan parra is really hot and such a fuckboy

by BIg chewy March 13, 2017

Juan Tomas

He is one of a kind. You will never find another like this Juan. They usually tend to be mean but have a kind heart. Very romantic and full fight anything just to be with you. Juan Tomas knows how to treat a girl right.

I love you Juan Tomas <3

Juan Tomas is so romantic!

by KingKindTS November 24, 2021

Juan From Ultimate

Juan is the ultimate nab and is jealous of pitcher cuz pitcher is just better. Juan sucks and umm ye thats it.

Person1: I met a extremely jealous person.
Scorpio: Yea they must be Juan From Ultimate

by ScorpioWyd March 24, 2021

Juan

Has a whale cock! Fucking hot. He has MASSIVE BALLS! His cock is like a dragon. Sexy Beast.

Oh shit it’s Juan, the guy who has a whale cock and MASSIVE BALLS

by Whale cock and massive balls November 22, 2021

Juan

Juan’s are usually the most trustworthy and loving people you will meet. Loyal to a fault. They enjoy having those hard conversations but keep things light-hearted. Addressing past unresolved trauma, eating the best food this world has to offer(preferably with truffles) listening to great music and watching good movies is part of their love language. Their friends are their family and their family are their friends. They're in their most natural habitat outdoors next to a mountain or a body of water. Great temperament but can be very confrontational. If you're there for Juan(one) during a hard time they will be there for yours forever. God wasn't sure how Juan’s would work out but they didn't turn out so bad after all. If you don't like to laugh, don't approach a Juan!

Who's that guy eating truffle pasta and talking about trauma? Oh that just Juan don't mind him.

by Truffle Trio November 23, 2021