Ghost Jizz

When you ejaculate in a condom while having sex. No semen is in the condom but you know it was there.

"Do you want to eat me out"
"No, there is ghost jizz in there."

by The MC Mc June 17, 2017

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NOUN

Contests involving teenage boys and young men in all male settings (prison, military) where ranking is determined by who ejaculates the furthest.

They call him "Straight Shooter" 'cuz he always gits it up and shoots it furthest in the jizz gaymz.

by Urbane Myth May 2, 2012

Jizzed Up

The event in which one has a gargantuan erection of the penis; a mega boner

"John was so jizzed up his penis was twice the size it had been before and solid as a rock!"

by randomthingamajigs June 25, 2022

Jizz Blister

When you cum in your underwear and it dries up and when you peel it off, it hurts your dick. It can also be used as a insult.

Example 1:
Guy 1: Dude, I got a jizz blister last night. That shit hurt.
Guy 2: Damn, that sucks bro. I hate jizz blisters.
Example 2 (insulting):
Guy 1: Hey, fuck that dude.
Guy 2: Yeah, he’s such a fucking jizz blister.

by _sussy_baka_38 March 30, 2021

jizz shooter

someone who masterbates more than 5 times a day

god my semi friend is such a jizz shooter

by #batman69 August 15, 2017

Flubber Jizz

This is much like Jizz but it is not quite. It has a jelitan like consistancy and if you blew it toward a wall from the errect penis it may very well bounce back.

Damn man, I flubber jizzed in my bathroom the other night, it bounced off the wall and went threw the window.

by Dude who kows things February 25, 2012

jizz mac

A juicy combination burger from McDonald's.
Remove the bottom bun of a cheeseburger deluxe and then put it on top of a crispy chicken sandwich with lots of mayonnaise.

A jizz mac is easy to swallow.

by lgenorr November 3, 2017