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Dirty Jason

To recieve a blow job while seated on toilet seat and taking a shit
I got a dirty sancez from tipper gore last night.
by mike July 4, 2003
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Jason Voorhees

A guy seen on a SnorgTees shirt found on this website. He has a knife.
I saw this shirt advertisement with Jason Voorhees on it. It was Firday the !2th.
by bobjohn8 January 25, 2011
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Jason Derulo

Makes many of the monocle bearing internet trolls "oh i say" at the Pokemon hate and the inability to create lyrics of his own.
Oh I say! This Jason Derulo hasn't herd of teh mudkipz!
by shayper October 29, 2011
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jason dickhole

the person in your group of friends that everyone dislikes. you do stupid things to him/her just to see the reaction. there is one in every group. if you are reading this and think that there is not a jason dickhole in your group, then you are the jason dickhole.
Hey Tyler, lets go piss of that jason dickhole by putting a plastic knife in his shoe for no apparent reason.

Chris angered the jason dickhole by placing condoms all over his/her wall.

That jason dickhole just called 911 cause there were condoms on his wall.

the jason dickhole in my group called 411 cause he thought it was phone repair. His phone wasn't even broken.
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Dirty Jason

When your boyfriend Jason is sucking your dick and starts humming the words to a Toby Kieth song.
My boy Jason was sucking my cock When all of a sudden he started humming the words to Red Solo Cup. Fucking traitor!.

Now I know what’s it’s like to get a Dirty Jason!
by Pyscho669 April 28, 2020
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Jason Kendrick

A Native American redneck that was somewhere in the background of the 1983 movie Yellowbeard. A Jason Kendrick can be found hiding behind, or climbing, a tree with a bud light in his hand and a tomahawk in the other screaming “I ain’t had this much fun since the hogs ate my brother!”

A Jason Kendrick is a very unique and entertaining creature to witness in its natural habitat. To lure a Jason Kendrick in you can use very specific calls such as the sound of a motorcycle, a beer can opening, or someone yelling “you don’t touch me there you’re not my father!”
I saw a JASON KENDRICK today, now I will never be the same again.
by Misfitz13 July 17, 2022
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Jasons law

As long as you get a license before your court date for not having one a judge will let you go free
I just got a ticket for not having a license I am going to follow Jasons law

and get one so I don’t have to pay the ticket
by Arrestedcape October 24, 2023
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