Jesse

A man who spends all of his time playing pubg and ignoring his wife. Known for having thumb cramps and dry eyes from not blinking. But rarely gets chicken dinners.

Oh no! Jovanny is being a Jesse again.

by JoanB July 23, 2018

Jesse

Bald nigga

Jesse is bald

by swagmoney6969696 February 14, 2019

Jesse

A big boi that needs a fedora.

You are just like a Jesse.

by Jeremiah Wilson June 7, 2019

Jesse Smith

A man suffers from SDS (please refer to small dick syndrome). Says he’s in shape but we all know that baby fat is gone way before your 20. He also enjoys a very fruity appletini at times. Often referred to as a fruity person by friends.

Hey man stop being a “Jesse smith”

by George C. Mathews (professor) November 23, 2019

Jesse Lee

Someone who is hot but is a chinese syndicate.

"Have you went to China before? Yeah there's lots of Jesse Lees roaming around in there!"

by gang gang gang 343434 December 10, 2019

Jesse

a guy who likes to date roblox girls around the age of 9-12 and break up after a month

man you are such a Jesse

by pignot July 28, 2020

Jesse

A fat cunt who plays fort nite with all the eshay’s

Look it’s Jesse he’s playing fort nite like always

by The hentai dealer August 11, 2020