jacob glover

A bitch ass nigga who doesnt do shit but stays in the house an beats off to girls toes, likes allot of fat females and never lives up to what he says

You see that jacob glover over there
Yea he is a faggot

by Jacob glover May 15, 2016

Jacob darmanin

A small black child who's name is Jacob and had a nut like head with a chode penis and a longish nose

Ew Jacob darmanin is a stick nut

by Djx d October 19, 2019

jacob nieves

he gives me a toothache!!!! WHY IS HE SO PRETTY AND HANDSOME OMG PLEASE

killing me honestly

jacob nieves is so sweet

by a lemieux October 16, 2020

Jacob Neithercoat

Straight legend and straighter hottie.

Jacob Neithercoat clutched again at high jump!

by HisnameisJacob May 2, 2019

jacob shaw

this person who is a male i think has a mullet and dropped out of school at the age of 16 and was a diesel mechanic

jacob shaw is a alrightt person as he has a mullet

by this my person October 5, 2019

Jacob Incollingo

Jacob incollingos usually have a monster cock but suffer from a disease called phimosis. His foreskin is longer than his girth and has an extremely ugly head. soooo fucken ugly bro, like one of the ugliest guys u will meet. I know a Jacob Incollingo and he once kissed my shoe and still doesn't admit that he's my bitch. if your friends with a Jacob Incollingo then don't lose him cause he's a good little gamer and u can make him ur bitch. HE CARRIES IN FORTNITE! one day ill fuck u up in a 1v1

bro, I fucked this guy last night and his foreskin was longer than his cock

holy shit! I think i fucked the same guy! was his name Jacob Incollingo?

by peenmachine04 May 24, 2020

Jacob Ulrich

Jacob Ulrich is a guy who spends and extravagant amount of money for no profit

Did you hear Jacob Ulrich spent $50,000 on his car and can’t make it out of the LCS?

by Timofey Snipples March 27, 2022