blow ironic

when something doesn't just suck, but sucks in the most ironic way. Like calling someone out for doing something stupid --like busting there ass in the middle of the street cus they're on the cell, but then you being caught on the same stupidness

see also KARMA

Person 1: Can you believe this? I got 5 bucks in my checking, but 50 in plasticash.
Person 2: ...and?
Person 1: I can only use it at Best Buy!
Person 2: *snickers* Well doesn't that blow ironic.

by KiM_NJ June 1, 2006

iron cross

A sexual maneuvre whereby the male (or dominating party if you're gay) turns the female (or bunny if you're gay) sideways and pushes them against a wall. The male will then proceed to thrust into the vagina (for homosexuals, the legs of the bunny must be brought up slightly so he can cornhole you). This looks like a cross from behind. Like all wall positions, this requires sturniess and good leg strength. It is advisable to lubricate when doing this to avoid severe bending of the penis.

Always consult a doctor before doing crazy shit.

by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

iron skillet

Shit on someone's chest and hit it with tennis racquet

I found out he cheated on me so I gave him an iron skillet right on his chest.

by jchupp March 22, 2015

The Iron Guard

Fascists

He's with The Iron Guard= He's with the fascists

by Iisus Hristos November 27, 2016

Iron Wolf

when you're incredibly drunk in a Lyft and the driver constantly looks in the rearview mirror to see if you're going to throw up and shouts encouraging words over your significant other's screams like, "we're going to make it!!" as he/she drives like an utter maniac

after eight martinis and a Coors Light I rode the Iron Wolf last night

by imthedentist February 19, 2017

Iron Dome

A sex act. 4 people (the outers) are standing naked at the 12, 3, 6, & 9 o'clock positions. Another person (the inner) is in the center on the outers, standing on a lazy susan. The inner works all 4 outers at once, rotating every time a firecracker is set off. The outers are all leaning forward and holding the hands of their opposite counterpart, forming an Iron Dome, reminiscent of the Eiffel Tower. Like the Israel Defense Forces, it is gender neutral, and any sex can take part in any position, and also like the IDF it requires you to have all 4 limbs to play.

Did you see Fatima get Iron Domed last night by Shmuli, David, Bibi, and Golda? Every time they rotated someone came.

by Maurice Koechlin May 30, 2021

iron coochie

The act of a girl who you just cannot seduce, as much as you try to get in her pants she has an iron coochie and you will not be able to penetrate the target.

Justin: Damn, Liam do you see that chick over there I fuck the shit out of her!
Liam: nah dude she's hot but she is an iron coochie!
Justin: damn.

by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013