blow ironic

when something doesn't just suck, but sucks in the most ironic way. Like calling someone out for doing something stupid --like busting there ass in the middle of the street cus they're on the cell, but then you being caught on the same stupidness

see also KARMA

Person 1: Can you believe this? I got 5 bucks in my checking, but 50 in plasticash.
Person 2: ...and?
Person 1: I can only use it at Best Buy!
Person 2: *snickers* Well doesn't that blow ironic.

by KiM_NJ June 1, 2006

iron cross

A sexual maneuvre whereby the male (or dominating party if you're gay) turns the female (or bunny if you're gay) sideways and pushes them against a wall. The male will then proceed to thrust into the vagina (for homosexuals, the legs of the bunny must be brought up slightly so he can cornhole you). This looks like a cross from behind. Like all wall positions, this requires sturniess and good leg strength. It is advisable to lubricate when doing this to avoid severe bending of the penis.

Always consult a doctor before doing crazy shit.

by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

The Iron Donkey

A public bus.

I was forced to ride the iron donkey cause my car broke down.

by Orest April 19, 2011

iron-wolfing

–verb (used without object)
1.
Slang . to complain; gripe; whine when you don't get your way
–verb (used with object)
2.
Slang . to spoil; bungle

3.

Slang . a malicious, unpleasant, selfish person.

He iron-wolfed the job completely.

Stop iron-wolfing, This is not you vent channel.

by Coombah August 31, 2010

iron lawnmower

When a girl with braces gives you a blow job and your pubes get caught in her braces and she rips them out.

"Damn, I'm never going to Jessica's house again till she gets her braces off, last time I went over i got an Iron Lawnmower"

by OnomatopoeticallyDefines November 2, 2013

iron coochie

The act of a girl who you just cannot seduce, as much as you try to get in her pants she has an iron coochie and you will not be able to penetrate the target.

Justin: Damn, Liam do you see that chick over there I fuck the shit out of her!
Liam: nah dude she's hot but she is an iron coochie!
Justin: damn.

by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013

iron skillet

Shit on someone's chest and hit it with tennis racquet

I found out he cheated on me so I gave him an iron skillet right on his chest.

by jchupp March 22, 2015