when something doesn't just suck, but sucks in the most ironic way. Like calling someone out for doing something stupid --like busting there ass in the middle of the street cus they're on the cell, but then you being caught on the same stupidness
see also KARMA
see also KARMA
Person 1: Can you believe this? I got 5 bucks in my checking, but 50 in plasticash.
Person 2: ...and?
Person 1: I can only use it at Best Buy!
Person 2: *snickers* Well doesn't that blow ironic.
Person 2: ...and?
Person 1: I can only use it at Best Buy!
Person 2: *snickers* Well doesn't that blow ironic.
by KiM_NJ May 28, 2006
A sexual maneuvre whereby the male (or dominating party if you're gay) turns the female (or bunny if you're gay) sideways and pushes them against a wall. The male will then proceed to thrust into the vagina (for homosexuals, the legs of the bunny must be brought up slightly so he can cornhole you). This looks like a cross from behind. Like all wall positions, this requires sturniess and good leg strength. It is advisable to lubricate when doing this to avoid severe bending of the penis.
by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004
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A sex act. 4 people (the outers) are standing naked at the 12, 3, 6, & 9 o'clock positions. Another person (the inner) is in the center on the outers, standing on a lazy susan. The inner works all 4 outers at once, rotating every time a firecracker is set off. The outers are all leaning forward and holding the hands of their opposite counterpart, forming an Iron Dome, reminiscent of the Eiffel Tower. Like the Israel Defense Forces, it is gender neutral, and any sex can take part in any position, and also like the IDF it requires you to have all 4 limbs to play.
Did you see Fatima get Iron Domed last night by Shmuli, David, Bibi, and Golda? Every time they rotated someone came.
by Maurice Koechlin May 31, 2021
American boy: "Man, I don't want to go on birthright... the shameless propaganda insults my intelligence."
Friend of Ab: "Dude, just take the trip. And don't miss out on the iron dome."
Friend of Ab: "Dude, just take the trip. And don't miss out on the iron dome."
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