blow ironic

when something doesn't just suck, but sucks in the most ironic way. Like calling someone out for doing something stupid --like busting there ass in the middle of the street cus they're on the cell, but then you being caught on the same stupidness

see also KARMA

Person 1: Can you believe this? I got 5 bucks in my checking, but 50 in plasticash.
Person 2: ...and?
Person 1: I can only use it at Best Buy!
Person 2: *snickers* Well doesn't that blow ironic.

by KiM_NJ June 1, 2006

iron cross

A sexual maneuvre whereby the male (or dominating party if you're gay) turns the female (or bunny if you're gay) sideways and pushes them against a wall. The male will then proceed to thrust into the vagina (for homosexuals, the legs of the bunny must be brought up slightly so he can cornhole you). This looks like a cross from behind. Like all wall positions, this requires sturniess and good leg strength. It is advisable to lubricate when doing this to avoid severe bending of the penis.

Always consult a doctor before doing crazy shit.

by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

Iron Wolf

when you're incredibly drunk in a Lyft and the driver constantly looks in the rearview mirror to see if you're going to throw up and shouts encouraging words over your significant other's screams like, "we're going to make it!!" as he/she drives like an utter maniac

after eight martinis and a Coors Light I rode the Iron Wolf last night

by imthedentist February 19, 2017

Iron Rider

A name for a (robotics) team that is typically the underdog that snatches defeat from the jaws of victory but will suddenly at some out of nowhere have an amazing win

Oh my god, Ballard High School’s team? They pulled such an Iron Riders this year.

by Rampe Grande July 17, 2020

iron lawnmower

When a girl with braces gives you a blow job and your pubes get caught in her braces and she rips them out.

"Damn, I'm never going to Jessica's house again till she gets her braces off, last time I went over i got an Iron Lawnmower"

by OnomatopoeticallyDefines November 2, 2013

iron man

Press F to pay respects.

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These are all the Fs I received for Iron Man. RIP Tony Stark.

by an existant of this planet January 11, 2021

Iron Casket

The act of shoving a iron rod up a womans vagina and then putting her in a casket to lay dead and then fucking her over the course of a week.

Come here you whore I'm going to Iron Casket you!

by KrunchyTittyMuncher October 7, 2019