blow ironic

when something doesn't just suck, but sucks in the most ironic way. Like calling someone out for doing something stupid --like busting there ass in the middle of the street cus they're on the cell, but then you being caught on the same stupidness

see also KARMA

Person 1: Can you believe this? I got 5 bucks in my checking, but 50 in plasticash.
Person 2: ...and?
Person 1: I can only use it at Best Buy!
Person 2: *snickers* Well doesn't that blow ironic.

by KiM_NJ June 1, 2006

iron cross

A sexual maneuvre whereby the male (or dominating party if you're gay) turns the female (or bunny if you're gay) sideways and pushes them against a wall. The male will then proceed to thrust into the vagina (for homosexuals, the legs of the bunny must be brought up slightly so he can cornhole you). This looks like a cross from behind. Like all wall positions, this requires sturniess and good leg strength. It is advisable to lubricate when doing this to avoid severe bending of the penis.

Always consult a doctor before doing crazy shit.

by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

iron lawnmower

When a girl with braces gives you a blow job and your pubes get caught in her braces and she rips them out.

"Damn, I'm never going to Jessica's house again till she gets her braces off, last time I went over i got an Iron Lawnmower"

by OnomatopoeticallyDefines November 2, 2013

Iron Casket

The act of shoving a iron rod up a womans vagina and then putting her in a casket to lay dead and then fucking her over the course of a week.

Come here you whore I'm going to Iron Casket you!

by KrunchyTittyMuncher October 7, 2019

iron man

Press F to pay respects.

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These are all the Fs I received for Iron Man. RIP Tony Stark.

by an existant of this planet January 11, 2021

Iron Dome

A sex act. 4 people (the outers) are standing naked at the 12, 3, 6, & 9 o'clock positions. Another person (the inner) is in the center on the outers, standing on a lazy susan. The inner works all 4 outers at once, rotating every time a firecracker is set off. The outers are all leaning forward and holding the hands of their opposite counterpart, forming an Iron Dome, reminiscent of the Eiffel Tower. Like the Israel Defense Forces, it is gender neutral, and any sex can take part in any position, and also like the IDF it requires you to have all 4 limbs to play.

Did you see Fatima get Iron Domed last night by Shmuli, David, Bibi, and Golda? Every time they rotated someone came.

by Maurice Koechlin May 30, 2021

iron coochie

The act of a girl who you just cannot seduce, as much as you try to get in her pants she has an iron coochie and you will not be able to penetrate the target.

Justin: Damn, Liam do you see that chick over there I fuck the shit out of her!
Liam: nah dude she's hot but she is an iron coochie!
Justin: damn.

by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013