Guy shower

As guys are logic driven beings, a guy shower tends to be a cost effective, extremely short shower where in the goal of getting cleaned is maintained without excess time or water spent.

i had a meeting in half an hour, so i decided to take a Guy shower and go.

by pename December 9, 2008

No Guy Zone

areas where women do not want men present, such as book clubs, or baby showers.

My husband wanted to be invited to the book club, but I told him that was a no guy zone

by GerryTodd April 13, 2011

me guy

A person who does things that only involves his self interest

Examples would be..."Hey Evan I heard you skipped lacrosse lifting ... That was a real "me guy" thing to do"

by The Real "We Guy" In Town January 28, 2015

Gabe Guy

When you want to confuse someone beyond comprehension.

James: "hey my cat just died..."
Connor: "Gabe Guy"
James: "Who the fuck is Gabe?"

by 2s4u November 9, 2020

The Fat Guy

A fat man who repairs tvs that wears sweatpants and has half his lunch on his left tit

J: "wanna wag class and go see the fat guy?"
N: "ok, lets see how much lunch is on his tit"

by Theguywhofuckednathansmum July 10, 2010

Guy Gardner

Formerly a member of the Green Lantern Corps, Guy Gardner is an anti-hero who butts heads with his fellow heroes almost as often as he pounds the bad guys. Still, despite his beligerent in-your-face attitude Guy has a sincere desire to protect the innocent and make those who threaten them wish they were never born. Guy never gives up and can always be counted on to cover your back. Currently goes by the alias "Warrior".

"I do a job and I do it well. Im Guy Gardner. Top THAT, fanboy!"

by Doc Evil July 26, 2003

Guy Fieri

1. A crappy chef on the Food Network
2. A lesbian-ish looking man.

1. That Guy Fieri recipe was shit!
2. Wow. Look at that Guy Fieri. He looks very dykey with his bleached spiked haircut, fatness, and bowling shirts.

by doucherpenguinpants August 8, 2009