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Babyface Law is a term used to define cucks who would rather watch their wife bang well hung dudes rather than go through the pitfalls of a divorce. Specifically, it is the face Todd Clem (aka Bubba the Love Sponge used when Hulk Hogan was banging his wife.
Mike Waters: I can't believe you let Hulk Hogan bang your wife!
Todd C: (as his face contorts) If I don't put on the babyface law, I will be tied up in divorce court.
Mike Waters: As least Heather is satisfied.
Todd C: (as his face contorts) If I don't put on the babyface law, I will be tied up in divorce court.
Mike Waters: As least Heather is satisfied.
by Bubba Army Troll October 27, 2019
Get the babyface law mug.Basically a set of laws that govern how lunch is to be selected in an office environment. While there are hundreds of nuances which can only be learned through experience, basically :
1. The highest ranking person selects where lunch is to be held.
2. Everyone pays for their own food, except in the case of a birthday or holiday.
3. Everyone must be informed as to where lunch is being held, to plan finances, time, etc.
4. If the highest ranking person asks someone else to select where lunch is to be held, the lower ranking person is to list available areas, and make a selection based upon the higher-ups responses.
5. Lunch laws apply to everyone, even people who are not normally restricted by laws. It is custom, which is stronger than written law. To break lunch law is to invite beheading.
1. The highest ranking person selects where lunch is to be held.
2. Everyone pays for their own food, except in the case of a birthday or holiday.
3. Everyone must be informed as to where lunch is being held, to plan finances, time, etc.
4. If the highest ranking person asks someone else to select where lunch is to be held, the lower ranking person is to list available areas, and make a selection based upon the higher-ups responses.
5. Lunch laws apply to everyone, even people who are not normally restricted by laws. It is custom, which is stronger than written law. To break lunch law is to invite beheading.
He refused to inform the intern where lunch was being held, and was thus decapitated with the office boxcutter.
by Lunch Nazi May 11, 2004
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You think Matthew Stafford and Kyler Murray are better than Derek Carr? Let me show you Rhymestine's Law.
by JPA Footballl May 5, 2021
Get the Rhymestine's Law mug.When a Russian tries to say Murphy's Law, but fucks up his expressions as usual.
Means the same as Murphy's Law, mainly used by first generation immigrants.
Means the same as Murphy's Law, mainly used by first generation immigrants.
by tuxperience June 9, 2004
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