3am Water

The best fucking water you will ever have in your fucking life.

Dude did you have 3am water yet?
Nah why
I swear they put drugs in that

by Actually the toaster March 24, 2022

dolphin water

Unsweetened tea.

I don't like the taste of dolphin water. That shit is whack yo.

by Brynn Harley August 20, 2017

Water Bloat

A time when you drink too much 'essence of life' and look really fat for ages. Common Youtube Videos are based around this gimmick. Can extend to you looking pregnant when it is just water.

"OMG, i did'nt know men could get pregnant!"

"Yeah, 38 weeks in."

"Really?"

"Nah, it's just a water bloat i'm growing for a Youtube video."

by danza3142 November 11, 2009

water sock

A water sock is a sock which is able to be soaked in water without ruining the fabric. It is generally made of a wetsuit/bather fabric and is mainly used with people who have podophobia like myself so that podophobics can swim without feeling the pressure of showing their

podos.

Person 1: Ugh I so do not want to go to this swimming carnival.
Person 2: Why not? I am pumped!!!
Person 1: I so do not want people to judge my podos >:(
Person 2: Oh i have these water socks you can use!
Person 1: Oh sick bruv!!!\

by Rianon February 14, 2018

Save water

What you say to a partner when you would like to shower with them. Sometimes seen as conserve water

"Christina, the average person uses 17 gallons of water when showering, why don't we save water."

by Needlestick October 23, 2017

Andre Waters

Andre Waters was one of the hardest hitting {safeties} in NFL history. Known by some as a dirty player, he always gave it his all and he always laid out players with bone crushing hits. Played most of his career with the greatest franchise in history....the Philadelphia Eagles.

Ed Reed ain't got shit on Andre Waters.

by B Brian Blair March 29, 2008

Water polo

The hardest and best sport in the world.

Period.

End of sentence.

If water polo was easy, it would be called football.

by alex t dd ddd July 27, 2009