Hug Jerk

Hug-jerk noun: 1. a form of over the pants handjob unseeable to anyone not involved in the hug! Perfect for family reunions, and baptisms.
2. Also a jerk who gives you a hug but it goes unreciprocated because he or she is punk bitch. Not to be confused with hung-jerk... like Cody Bustaloady

Dude 1:Woah. Bro. Did you see what she just did during that hug?
Dude 2: No?? Did she git at your nips??
Dude 1: Nah man she hug-jerked the shit outta my bologna roll! Love me a good Hug Jerk
Both dudes in sequence : high five! Noice!

by Cody Bustaloady August 31, 2018

Hippie hug

To hug a person with the the arms extended and the elbows close to the body because you dont want the other person to smell your bad under arm odor.

I'm so gross and smelly; I've been giving hippie hugs all day.

by Read Them All August 5, 2018

Tsunami Hug

A tsunami hug involves approaching a person with arms vertical in the air and embracing them in an enveloping, wave-like manner.

"I totally just tsunami hugged you Mark!"
"But Bethany, you're so short every hug for you is a high-reaching tsunami hug"

by tsunamihugger May 7, 2010

Trevor Hug

The worst hockey player on blades and wheels. His hockey IQ is lower than bens balls hang.

Trevor Hug is retarded

by Señor B May 10, 2019

Vancouver Hug

Smashing a wine glass and then lunging forward with it to greet a friend.

Will had to get a tetanus shot and four stitches on his lip after receiving a Vancouver Hug in his nose area. His trumpet-playing career ended that night.

by Tricycle October 4, 2013

group hug

When a group of 8 guys all have guns,but only one is loaded, so they all stand in a circle and hold the gun up to the guy in front of them. They will then all pull the trigger at the same time and whoever survives is invited to the group orgee.

"Hey dude we're doing group hug again."
"Again? seriously? why can't we just draw names or some shit?"

by bigballer72 August 12, 2021

Hug cushions

The word used to describe big boobs which make it comfortable to hug that person.

Your hug cushions made that hug so comfy!

by Decani July 4, 2017