Blue Helmet

A person who talks as though they are in a position of authority. They will nitpick and rant about every little flaw with what you are doing while they watch from the sidelines, but offer no help in fixing any of those issues.

He wears his blue helmet like a king would wear a crown.

by Baconbomb01 March 6, 2022

Life Without a Helmet

Bronx, NY - based podcast featuring the gut bustingly funny unintentionally comedic musings of the four hosts Joe, Matt, Dave and Jr. They discuss a plethora of subjects from how to survive the Zombie Apocalypse to the length of Joe's ball sac. They often have friends on to promote music ventures, business grand openings or just to join in the skullduggery. Fans are encouraged to post questions on their Facebook page to be answered every week, as well as their weekly Urban Definition.

Derp- "Hey Jamie, do you listen to Life without a helmet? i hear they are available on iTunes!"
Jamie- "Yeah, i do. Even though one of them wants to sodomize DaVinci's mouth."

by HelmeteerNumeroUno September 22, 2012

greek war helmet

Greek War Helmet is very much like the Roman War Helmet but the guy performing the helmet is getting pegged as well.

The threesome was going great until the Roman War Helmet turned into a Greek War Helmet.

by Wiskerbiscuit March 11, 2014

spartan war helmet

When a man's penis goes from the top of a girl/guys head to their nose like a spartan helmet

I went over to cindys house last night, I gave her the old spartan war helmet. When we were done she kicked me down the stairs yelling "this is OVER!!!

by c_lurch May 18, 2014

Roman Helmet

When your girl is napping, and you place your balls on her forhead, with your cock running down her nose, like a roman helmet, because you can.

"Right after our extreme frisbee tournament, I came home and my girl was asleep on the couch. I wanted some ass, so I woke her with A well marinated, full flavored, Roman Helmet. I'm not sure if she was into it."

by Jm420 April 30, 2015

Purple Helmet

The End of A Penis or a german bell end

Suck My Purple Helmet Bitch!

by Luke Beal & Scott Roberts September 9, 2003

hoe helmet

Have you ever seen a girl, who might have a questionable back ground with all that shit in her hair. By shit I mean bright red, pink, blue, orange, and green coloring or those styles that just are too much(All that damn weave and horse/human hair). I'm talkin about hair that looks like the red sea is still parted and swishing around in the front and one of those big ass acura spoilers that sit two feet off the trunk in the back. Basically any female with a hair doo that is just too much...too much to the point that she looks like a hoe

Hell, all you have to do is walk outside. Go down the way if you stay in the burbs' to view a hoe helmet

by Cole H July 30, 2008