one handed tomb

A variation of the sexual position known as The Tombstone. This act is performed using just one arm, leaving the other totally free to perform the (Get) Lucky Dip

The Coach picked the Iron Sheik up for the one handed tomb.

by Gerry McCandless June 21, 2006

beefy hanes

The description of someone whose thighs are chubbily hanging around a loose fitting pair of hanes underwear briefs. When someone who has thunder thighs wears whitey tighties.

"Yo man, put on some pants. You don't want to be seen in those beefy hanes of yours."

by Corndog Millionaire January 8, 2014

Jared Hance

a fucking bitch

Jared Hance is so cute. That fucking bitch.

by rhsstudent November 20, 2014

One handed dab

When you feel the need for a sick dab but you’re playing Nintendo wii so you can only use one hand

One handed dab - the movement of the inner part of the elbow over the face in rapid or repeated movement

by Padre_Dadre October 21, 2017

Kack-handed

Left-handed.
Can often be insulting. Can also be spelt "kak" and "cack"

"oh, so you're Kack-handed are you?"

by Daonebest September 1, 2021

ass handed

To chide, scold or reprimand; to deliver a mild rebuke; to request that one chill.

After Peach announced that any further posts containing his hairy-butt photo would henceforth be summarily deleted, Austin got his ass handed to him.

by dalnat January 20, 2009

hansel and gretelling

when you have bowel movement into a brown paper bag and set it on fire and put it in some one's mailbox.

We went hansel and gretelling last night, it was spectacular!

by bignukka February 15, 2010