rabid hobo

A homeless person, preferably male, that foams at the mouth and enjoys railing young male children, usually while eating chicken fingers.

The Rabid Hobo took my children and my chicken fingers.

by a rabid hobo May 6, 2018

Teenage Mutant Ninja Hobo

A single or a team of special young homeless men lead by a homeless man of a different race that wears a robe and talks in a philosophical way and you are all out screwed if you do not give them your spare change because you will be cut to bits and eaten. Their main prey is annoying "sassy" gay men named Ricarrdo due to their complete defenlessness.

Odd Guy 1: Oh sh*t is that a Teenage Mutant Ninja Hobo? HERE TAKE THE CHANGE!!!!!!!!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Hobo: Thank you......BOOZE TIME BITCHES!

by conpatpet December 19, 2011

Internet Hobo

An internet user, squatting on another persons connection, possibly due to moving home and not having a connection of there own.

I've just moved house, so at the minute I'm an internet hobo. You can still contact me though as I'm stealing my neighbours WiFi.

by Chronicfathead September 28, 2008

wi-fi hobo

When a circumstance such as a forgotten deadline or apathetic apartment management causes you to need to roam the streets in search of a wi-fi signal to work on projects or assignments.

a) Fuck! I forgot that I needed to submit that rough draft by noon! I'm going to have to ditch class to sit outside the coffee shop with my computer being a wi-fi hobo.

b) If my apartment doesn't have the internet working by tomorrow, I'm going to choke a baby, or at least call my dad's lawyer and start a breach of contract suit. Until then, I'm stuck being a wi-fi hobo. :'-(

by squareforceone September 10, 2009

fluffing the hobo

(v) Preparing a homeless person's dick for a porn shoot.

After striking out at the bar, I went downtown and had to settle for fluffing the hobo.

by Austin Pealy December 3, 2007

bebo hobo

Someone whos bebo is lacking "profile views" or "share the loves". These anoying people begg for share the loves, or sometimes go advertising around other bands or pages promoting their profile.

These people are generally poor on views and love (not that its important), and want this to make them seem popular or other reasons.

bebo hobo:Hi! sorry im just a random person adding you, can you share the luv? thanx!

Random: Who da hell is dis?? why do you want my love?

bebo hobo: sorry ill go to someone else

Random: Ehh.. ok :

by sweet blossom September 7, 2007

like a hobo on a ham sandwich

to be thoroughly motivated to do something, or to do something as eagerly as a hobo would be to see a free ham sandwich

Lucas jumped in that pussy like a hobo on a ham sandwich.

by DanTheMAn_5643 November 11, 2010