goochette

1: the female gooch
2: the space between the vagina and bum-hole

Man, she should really shave her goochette. It is like a forest down there.

by bob.dole October 19, 2011

goohead

1.A slang description of an individual who acts retarded without having any of the common symptoms or defects of a true retarded person. Also can be refered to as a windowlicker refering to the shortbus where retards lick the windows.
2. A slang description of an individual that suffers from retardation.

1.That guy got so drunk he crapped himself! What a Goohead!
2.Today I saw the shortbus go by with a bunch of Gooheads inside licking the windows.

by Shortbu90 December 14, 2011

Goochi Balls

The combined area of the gooch and testicles commonly used when describing the pain from a big wet shit.

Brett Hart "dude ooooooooooh my god, I just took the biggest shit and my goochi balls are on fire."

by Paul Walker Flocker Flame January 4, 2012

goochtard

a person with excessive space between their ass and their holy place.

"Yo Danny, bend over and let me tickle your gooch, bro."
"Okay, bro. Let me just take my pantaloons off."
"Hell yeah."
"Hell yeah again."
"Oh shit, you are a fucking goochtard. Get outta my casa."
"...Okay... I can respect that."

by g4lak47 February 24, 2014

goochilingus

Somebody who is so Gucci, they can have all the cunni in the world...

Have you seen Max's new haircut? He's such a goochilingus

by Goochilingus April 7, 2015

gooch doctor

The Doctor that inspects the Gooch and the area around it

Alex, my gooch doctor said my gooch has a rash.

by CarlaTheCarAlarm May 19, 2015

gooch rub

The act of rubbing the gooch with fingers (or tongue) to stimulate the male midst sexual encounters. WARNING: MALE MAY GROAN IN AW AND WONDER

"We were hooking up and I went down there, pushed his balls aside, and went straight for a good ol' gooch rub."

by goochmail November 14, 2015