goose jupiter

this is a game of "duck, duck goose" but instead of slapping and saying the word "goose", you put your nuts on a bitch's shoulder and yell "jupiter"

She got so mad at me when it turned into a game of goose jupiter!!

by supermann694eva November 13, 2011

Goose chicken

describing something good

that shit was goose chicken, dog

by goose chicken master November 18, 2011

goose list

A term originally used by con men and other swindlers for a list of easy victims that they managed to "take" with no difficulty. Usually such a list gets sold around their dubious industry as a way to find "easy pickins." It also seems to be a common practice around the staffing and recruiting industry.

Hey Frankie, did you get that goose list from Mike's pyramid scheme?

by Ex-Pfizer Again November 28, 2011

goosander

An especially sexy aquatic gorgonopsidian ropen.

Hooded paleobiologists are always sneaking peaks at those damn goosanders!

by McNoremac October 15, 2013

goose boulders

Goose boulders are extra large goose bumps that are caused by sexual excitement.

I was tickling the inside of her thighs when I noticed she was getting goose boulders!

by PaPaSmurF November 4, 2013

gonosyphilitous

Gonosyphilitous,
The combination of three sexually transmittable diseases, see diseases

chlamydia
syphilis
gonorrhea

...use your imagination

Damn that ratchet be having gonosyphilitous, sucks to suck gonosyphilitous.

by No subject March 3, 2014

Goose knees

when a girl(esp. skinny chicks) gives so much head on her knees that her knees begin to swell and resemble those of a goose or duck.

“I’m chillin at the crib sipping juice, while this bowlegged bitch gets goose knees.”
-Anonymous

by ThefirstGAL May 8, 2014