goat master

One who fornicates with goats. May also wear a hat with "goat master" written on it.
Goat master
Raping 'em faster
Psudo goth kid is a rapin' it up!
by The Digerati January 10, 2005
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goat dance

What Joni Mitchell does with a redneck on a Grecian Isle, as referenced in the song "California" on the album "Blue" from 1971.
"I met a redneck on a Grecian Isle. We did the Goat Dance Very Well. He gave me back my smile, but he kept my camera to sell."
-Joni Mitchell
"California"
Blue, 1971
by margoleilaman April 30, 2009
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Goat-Way

A violently sexual activity involving goats. Similar to a three-way. This is a favorite hobby for people of Swedish decent. Goats enjoy having an entire Swedish baby dick put up their asses.
He just had a Goat-Way.
by iamalex April 27, 2009
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Goat Farmer

Code word for Goat Fucker aka. A.J. Vogrinetz.
by Banana69 January 30, 2009
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Goat Piece

A undefined object or event that is often used to describe random items to others in an attempt to confuse or leave them feeling uneducated in the vernacular of popular culture.
- he's got to stop running his goat piece like that
- go grab that goat piece and bring it to your mom
- I got my goat piece caught in my zipper the other day
- ain't nothing better than a goat piece on a hot summer night
- etc.
by tesahbiggs April 05, 2011
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goat dick

An uncircumcised penis or a penis that is incredibly ugly possibly with poo clusters hanging below the ballsack.
Lu stood naked next to the strippers showing his goat dick.
by Shabazzz March 06, 2007
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Pole Goat

a chick that will suck any cock (pole) without discretion. Often in exchange for a line of cocaine. Like goats at the petting Zoo will eat the paper containing your class assignment.
Everyone but me knows that Suzy, my BFF, is a pole goat. Lay a line on the back of the toilet for her, and she will suck off anything/anyone!
by majestricks December 05, 2009
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