Sapristi Capitaine de Saint-Germain-des-Prés

When you fart in a napkin and put it under a person's nose shouting "Sapristi Capitaine! Du chloroforme!".

The night out in Paris was great - too bad Yannick was sat next to me at dinner and kept giving me the good old Sapristi Capitaine de Saint-Germain-des-Prés.

by tngyrlns October 17, 2022

Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.

A reply given to someone who wishes for something because a part of their life is unfair, basically stating that life is full of good and bad things. In essence, wishes mean nothing.

This is the earliest version of the saying, with the reference to Germans eating shit coming from American soldiers in WWII.

You know what they say Ted: Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.

by Bill Tetley June 19, 2011

Germ

one who fucks a hoe and gets HIV

"man, i can't believe you slept with that slut. hope you used a rubber if not good chance is that you got the germ."

by whiteboy March 6, 2003

german Bombshell

when you take a fat shit and the crap leaving your ass hits the water and splashes the dirty water on your ass

"ahhhhhh, gross i dropped a german bombshell in there.... it all over the place." (Brian)

by 0010011 February 9, 2006

German

A Nation located in central europe bordered by france and russia, is also an economic and military powerhouse, producing some of the worlds biggest medical advancements and best military technology, they are a well respected country, and a very proud people, often guilted by people on none german decent for rule of the nazi party in the 30's and 40's they have a very talented national football team, and have produced some of the most important inventors to the modern age, for example, karl benz the inventor of the gasoline engine and founder of mercedes benz high end luxury vehicles, The German language does sound particularly angry, Germany is by far one of the most succesfull nations in the world bringing themselves out of numerous depressions and restoring national pride

some examples of germanys advancements
the leopard 2 tank, the heckler and koch mp5 the worlds most popular smg, and played a hand in the development of the eurofighter typhoon

by steve(a proud german canadian) August 6, 2008

German Lasagna

1. Code word for Jagermeister. Commonly used in conversation by underage drinkers.

Person 1: You, what are we having tonight?
Person 2: Some German Lasagna.
Person 1: Good.

by ~j.ln. February 3, 2010

German Blender

A German Blender occurs when you take a girl on a lazy river and lay her inside four or five inner tubes on the water. As she floats down the river, you spin, churning up her insides and causing her to become nauseous. After a few minutes inside the blender, the girl can no longer take it and hurls all over your penis and testicles. She then proceeds to suck it off, making it a sexual experience to say the least.

If you and a girl want to get down, and are at a water park, try the German Blender. It goes as follows.
Cindy: I really want to suck your penis.
Bo: That would be nice, but since we are at a water park, let's try the German Blender!

by Animalraper69 April 22, 2011