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German Handshake

Quite similar to The ever popular "shocker", the german handshake offers not two in the pink and one in the stink, but one in the pink and four in the stink. This form of greeting people was banned and later outlawed in germany shortly after the end of world war 2, and looked upon as a taboo greeting, used only by dirty minded old german men in cheesy pornography.
"Guten Tag Fräulein!" insert four fingers into stink, one thumb into pink and shake hand rapidly to make the German Handshake
by Mr. Shivles April 13, 2009
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German sunrise surprise

After a night of sex, if your partner is asleep in the morning with there mouth open, you bend over their head and take a giant shit in their mouth. They will then choke on it not expecting it and voila a german sunrise surprise.
" Dude! this morning I gave my girlfriend a german sunrise surprise for breakfast."
by Mr horrible nasty guy May 6, 2010
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German Gasmask

When you put your nose in between a female's ass cheeks and proceed to eat her twat out while she is giving you a handjob.
Ronald : "I really wanted to eat this girl out and get a handjob at the same time."

Marty : "Did you put your nose between her ass cheeks?"

Ronald : "Yeah"

Marty : "Dude, that's a German Gasmask"
by Intrutionz October 18, 2009
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german baking tray

When you get cookie mix, brownie mix, cake mix etc. and put it up somebody's butt and have anal sex.
Hey, if you say that one more time I will make you a German Baking Tray!

Hey, wanna make brownies? You can be the German Baking Tray.
by Regundo June 5, 2007
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German Margarita

Is when someone squeezes lime juice into the anus and then lick your finger and dip it in salt and ram that puppy up there.
Last week I had a German Margarita and I still burns when I take a dump.
by El Diablo Culo September 21, 2006
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German fudge slam.

the german fudge slam is performed by the female shitting on the males dick while getting it in the ass. After he has a shitt covered dick that looks like a fudge sickle the female simply sucks all of the shitt off of the throbbing cock.
while brandon was getting it in the ass he turned things around and gave cody a sweet suprise with the German fudge slam.
by ilikelittleboys August 10, 2007
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German S'more

When a man cums on a girl's chest, then craps on her. During sex they smear it around and then the girl eats it.
Hey man! Did i tell you about the hilarious German S'more I gave that chick from the party on Saturday?
by Republicrayon February 11, 2009
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