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rectal gates

a usually intangible thing to keep assholes away from you. . .

Often just a cold attitude by someone who has already had more than their fair share of assholes
John: What's up with Deb? She was so blunt to me yesterday when I saw her at the mall.
Deb's Brother: It's not personal, bro, she's just got her rectal gates up. . . you know she's just getting over a bad breakup
John: Yeah, I guess she's feeling extra touchy these days, eh?
Brother: I'll let her know you're cool so hopefully next time she'll relax with you
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 6, 2010
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gate

A device used for smoking weed, usually made out of a water bottle and some tin foil. Synonym for gravity bong.
by bethlehem September 22, 2017
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Gates of RH0

Celestial Zodiac Gates of Ra. Zodiac cycle gates in between Pisces/Rabbit and Aries/Dragon.
Those gullible mortals found out the gatekeeper to The Gates of Rh0 is an AU ahole. Engel D. Todes-Scribe of sin.
by BehrGeitonAcht December 16, 2020
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Nolan Gate

an amazing band more people should know about
Derek: hey brother have you heard the song Axe Hold by Nolan Gate?
Derwin: yeah, it's good but I prefer fjord
Scott: I prefer dark matter
by paran0idpark April 9, 2023
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Golden Gate

A reclined 69 position. The man lies down. The woman is on top of the man (face sitting) and leans back like a bridge to perform fellatio, while the man performs cunnilingus.
You need to be flexible to make the Golden Gate
by WhoUsesTheirRealName? September 19, 2021
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Balls literally in the gate

A saying associated with the mental illness caused from playing the hit RPG Baldurs Gate 3. The subject experiences daily uncontrollable urges to play Baldurs Gate 3 for long hours or else they will experience body pains akin to that of testicular torsion.
I dont want to talk about it, my balls literally in the gate. (After spending 11 hour session rushing Act 1)
by WeBallersGate January 15, 2024
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Word Gating

The use of technical terms or over-complicated language as a tool to; Make yourself seem smarter than you actually are or to gate certain individuals from understanding your work who would otherwise understand,
"I want to enjoy reading this but I'm just being word gated. And I just don't understand what is being said."

"I want to get into this industry but the sheer amount of word gating makes it difficult."
by MisinformedOwl February 20, 2023
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