Leaving your friends worried and not saying where your going because you had an un-important phonecall.
Everyone: God where the fuck she is? Called, txted and no where to be found.
(2 hours later of worrying.)
Everyone: There she is sitting in her car smiling talking on the phone.
Everyone: F**** That! She busted an Olive Garden.
(2 hours later of worrying.)
Everyone: There she is sitting in her car smiling talking on the phone.
Everyone: F**** That! She busted an Olive Garden.
by OliveGardencustomer February 20, 2010
by DarkDomFan July 02, 2020
by men February 23, 2021
This disease is for short boys who are soon to become men who have a short temper and appear to be on their man periods. This disease is commanly treated by well known doctor C Dizzle.
by A counselor October 31, 2017
Vaguely homophobic insult, implying the guy being yelled at has great prowess and experience sucking dick
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
by zerglegacy February 26, 2017
usually a response given after being blamed by someone for a situation that didn't live up to their lofty (and sometimes unrealistic) expectations.
Person 1: I can't believe I married you, this is not the life I signed up for!
Person 2: Oh yeah? Well, I never promised you a rose garden.
Person 2: Oh yeah? Well, I never promised you a rose garden.
by savannuh March 19, 2009
"I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose Taylor Swift!"
"Yeah, I gave a huge blowjob to a monkey. His semen came right out of his wee-wee!"
"Yeah, I gave a huge blowjob to a monkey. His semen came right out of his wee-wee!"
by CR000 November 03, 2015