Freedom Eagle

The freedom eagle is a sexual act performed by a woman on a man to scare him away from all women. The ultimate goal of the freedom eagle is to devote a man to celibacy. To prepare, use a device to play a song by the artist, Toby Keith. In order to perform, the female must assume position on top of the male’s groin and begin to flap her arms mimicking an eagle. Whilst flapping her arms, the female must slap the male across the face and shout “fly motherfucker.” If you are feeling extra free, the female shall put marshmallows in the males mouth and play the game “chubby bunny.” The female should then crumble graham crackers in the males mouth. Additionally, the female can shit in the males mouth for the chocolate addition to make the s’mores triad. If successful, the man will turn to complete celibacy after the trauma.

“They tried the freedom eagle, he said he would never have sex again.”

by The Freedom Eagle November 20, 2025

Freedom Boner

A symbolic or literal erection one obtains in moments of great national pride, or when someone says something incredibly patriotic.

I got such a freedom boner when I heard his speech.

Damn, that gives me such a freedom boner!

by Coinlaundry27 November 26, 2025

Intellectual freedom

No such thing,

no really, there is no intellectual freedom... we have to many "bullies"

NERD: Hey, I have intellectual freed...

The poor boy might have had intellectual freedom but that didn't stop the terrorists from taking it away.

by eyemaweiner October 21, 2007

Forgotten Freedom

Legendary band from central Illinois. Playing Christian alternative rock they rule all of the farmlands!

Christian Bands are all blown away by Forgotten Freedom

by freedom7 June 30, 2009

December Freedom

When November is finally over and you have the freedom to busta fat one

Bill: Bro! only 3 more days till November is over, you know what that means

Bro: December Freedom!!!

by cole(thug owl)howard November 13, 2018

guitar freedom

A state of blissful enlightenment that grants one the ability to tell everyone to fuck off and shove thy job up thine ass because one is able to sustain one's lifestyle by playing the guitar.

(insert name of some asshole trying to tell you what to do): "Make sure you're up extra early in the morning. We've got allot of work to do."

(Insert name of recently liberated guitarist): "Nah. I don't need this bullshit anymore. I've got guitar freedom now. Have fun working for the man and hating your life!"

by luciferous July 19, 2019

Skin-Freedom

Exposing more skin than one would normally show

Have you noticed the skin-freedom that (insert name) has displayed lately?

by PurpleBlood77 October 8, 2020