Food regrets

When you have second thoughts or, regrets, about food you decide to have or order.

Person a: I'll have a Cesar salad
Person b: I'll have a double bacon cheese burger with fries and a milkshake.
Person a: that sounds great dude
Person b: yeah. Your about to have major food regrets.

by It's Phil April 22, 2017

food porn

beautiful pictures of delicious food

My phone died again while I was looking at food porn

by Faceless Alison May 10, 2016

walking food

A beautiful and sexually attractive female.
Referring to the fact that the atttractive woman walks and you can eat her "pek-pek" (Philipino for vagina)

Have you seen the walking food over in Aisle 12?

by harryballsonya July 6, 2007

Food Giant

A normal sized person who consumes so much food that they become giants. Normally used to describe an obnoxious fat person.

{jeff} Hey Dan did you see that food giant over there he's looks like his head is going to pop!

{Dan} I think he's the guy who sleeps with sheep.

by dingo boy 1 January 27, 2012

Food digger

A person who wants to be with you as a friend or something else, as they will always ask for your food during lunch.

Fat bastard: Lets be friends bro.
Person: Okay..?

*during lunch*

Fat bastard: Hey can I have your oreos?
Person: Sure.
Fat bastard: Can I have your Lays chips?
Person: Okay.
Fat bastard: Can I have your-
Person: go away you food digger! Give me back my lays!

by indescribable living May 9, 2017

Auxiliary Food

Noun: An extra piece of food that you cook with no intention of consumption for the current meal, but with knowledge of the fact that you will be hungry again shortly after. (Also applicable to intentionally ordering extra food at a restaurant in order to fulfill the same purpose)

Jack: Why are you cooking four hamburgers for dinner John? I told you that Kim couldn't come and it would just be the three of us for dinner!

John: Dude relax, I'm just making some auxiliary food! You know I'm gonna be hungry again later.

by 315Mitch September 26, 2009

food fap

Gorging on an excess of food after looking at a bunch of food porn.

The new issue of Bon Appetit made me want to food fap everything in sight.

by Foodfapper March 12, 2015