acidic floaters

Floating fecal matter that burns your anus like acid as it exits your rectum into the toilet.

"OWWW! Acidic floaters flying out my ass! Hon, I need more toilet paper please."

by Ink Spot Mike's wife December 25, 2008

Garbage Floater

A food that has barely been eaten and sitting on the top of a garbage. This is perfectly ok to eat as long as no one catch you. In "Seinfeld" George Castanza is seen eating a garbage floater by his girlfriends mom

Dude #1: I just had a soft pretzel i found in the garbage.

Dude #2: Gross man! that's disgusting.

Dude #1: Calm down it was a Garbage Floater.

Dude #2: Oh ok that's alright.

by Jay Rip March 31, 2009

Like a milk float hitting a brick wall

A particularly powerful ejaculation.

"Philip had been away for three weeks shooting lions in the Serengeti, so when he smashed the life out of me upon his return it was like a milk float hitting a brick wall"

"Good heavens, Ma'am"

by Bearded Cridders November 11, 2017

A&W float

When receiving oral during the operations of a vehicle "roadhead" from whore, you relieve gas "fart" the whore vomit in your lap and causes you to wreck, resulting in taking out half of the A&W restaurant CarHop!

I had an A&W float experience, not only did my insurance canceled me but she will not return my calls.

by jwittmoco5088 January 2, 2021

Flattening The Kurd

Unsolicited and unwanted "advice" directed at a Kurdish girl or woman in the form of diet talk, body shaming or weight loss tips. Kurdish women are known for their curves and their love of hearty meals, so this is both a racist and sexist activity. It is not always meant to be bigoted but that is generally how it comes across.

Its perpetrators are usually either white or Turks. This term is Derived from flattening the curve, stopping the transmission of a disease in particular Covid-19.

Sharon: ZOMG Zilan you can't eat those 4 almonds, they have calories! Remember to count calories, you need to be a size UK4 so men will find you attractive.

Zilan: I really wish you would stop Flattening The Kurd when I'm around. Enjoying eating is part of my culture.
Sharon: You should be ashamed of yourself for eating bad food. Why don't you try air? It's guilt-free.
Zilan: Look, if you continue to Flatten The Kurd, we'll have to set some boundaries.

by Begging For Pegging October 31, 2020

Flatty patty

What you get called when you don’t have enough patty to work at the The crabby patty

Mr crabs: Nah, he is a flatty patty

by The 711 Slurpee man April 28, 2021

the root beer float

The act of doing anal and having the femael gender shit on your dck clean it with her mouth and then keep it on her mouth and then you cum on your chest and then she spits it on your chest: The rooot bear float

man ishe really lovess the root beer float

by Soy Sause November 30, 2017