Lightning bug

A term in midwestern slang meaning fireflies

The lightning bugs are sure bright today!

by Kindleyourloveagain March 8, 2022

fighting gold!

something that breaks your hand

"bro why are you're hands so sore"
"because id'ont knoe"
"have you been fighting gold! recently"
"yes.."
"ho ho ho!"
"TALKING BEN?"
"Yes?"
"DO YOU LOVE GOD?"
"ho ho ho!"
"DO YOU LOVE GOD?"
"ho ho ho!"
"DO YOU LOVE GOD?"
*suspense music plays*
"No."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"i dont love god"
"WE LOVE GOD! WE LOVE G'OD WE LOVE GO'D!"

gobblewobblenator3000

i eat fish
jk no i dont
jk yes i do
jk no i dont
jk yes i do
jk no i dont
jk yes i do
jk no i dont
LOL!!!

by KysonAndrews April 14, 2022

Lightning Rod

When the guy getting analled has a shock collar on his dick

You wanna do the lightning rod?

by Rod shocker May 5, 2022

lightning

1. thunder
2. a hockey team based in tampa

1. wow! thats some lightning!
2. hope the lightning win today's game!

by tridentlve 🔱 May 19, 2022

Lightning fish

A fish that jumps out of the water and flies when there is lightning.

Hey bro did you see that lightning fish fly right now?

by girl_with_paper_balls_in_her_h May 22, 2022

Fighting over sand

Endless combat over land that's inherently worthless

"These two countries are fighting over sand, and have been for centuries."

by George Leo August 3, 2022

Fighting Dragons

When one is jerking off two males at the same time. The the males ejaculate all over the person performing the deed.

There I was, fighting dragons, then they both got angry and started to breathe fire all over me.

by Tibby89 August 20, 2022