flaccid

A watered down drink, the opposite of a "stiff" drink. When a bartender notices you have had enough to drink, and starts watering yours down, he's serving you a "flaccid drink".

Bartender, this Mass Confusion is flaccid! Gimme the full shots!

by bakazungu March 26, 2011

bitch flick

a movie that all bitches wana see young old ugly fat skinny shawty giraffe oger slow stupid smart kinky slutty you name it ...

"sex and the city"
Hey has your gf tried taking you to that new bitch flick sex and the city ?

by MD_STYLEZ June 2, 2008

Swish and Flicked-Her

When the man swishes his penis around inside the girls wet vagina, then flicks his penis on her, sending her pussy juices all over her--Swish and Flicked-Her.

Bob:

My girl was so wet last night I accidentaly swish and flicked-her

by nastygirl82 March 30, 2010

Flickage Footage

To secretly videotape your girl masturbating

I came home yesterday, checked the video camera, and found some great flickage footage on it.

by Mike "Manhole" Rowberg October 20, 2008

Flick Cricket

One of many species of dumb bitches that won't shut the fuck up in a movie theater. Much like moon crickets they start the chatter after the lights are dimmed. They converse with others locally and long distance through the use of cell phones.

I was about to squash that flick cricket with the bottom of my shoe, but decided to drown her with my soda instead.

by VdarkbeastV January 19, 2009

flaccofail

An attempt to win a game in a clutch situation resulting in utter failure.

The Ravens could have had a chance to win if Joe Flacco hadn't flaccofailed and under thrown the wide open receiver.

by umptttyy March 24, 2011

Flicker File

1. A memorable collection of mental images that a woman wishes to retain for masturbatory purposes.

2. Mental Porn collection

3.Memories of women OR men kept for use in a woman's masturbatory fantasies.

Did you see his chest in that shirt? I'll store that one in my Flicker File!

by FlickerGirl August 19, 2011