False shark

One way you know someone claiming to be a shark is not a shark is sharks don't run other animals off. Another way you know someone who claims to be a shark is not a shark is sharks don't need tanks and scuba apparatus to swim deep underwater, their bodies are made for their environment, which is not a natural environment for humans.

The false shark said he/she was a shark, despite a lack of similarity to the underwater animals.

by Solid Mantis December 11, 2019

False Playing

Clamming someone but they aren’t yours

Khalil is false playing Mia but she has a boyfriend

by Madyson Morris January 27, 2020

False Junkie

Someone who talks about using drugs, but has never actually used any.
Example: People who say 'I'm a crackhead', but show no symptoms of being on crack are false junkies.

Jerry: I'M A CRACKHEAD!!
Tom: You haven't used any before you false junkie.

by MISTER S.P.E.C.I.A.L. April 20, 2020

faissed

Faissed is a mix in of failed and passed, so, it means someone passed and failed at the same time.

Congratulations, you faissed!

by LaughingBelt April 24, 2020

faissed

When someone fails and passes at the same time.

Congratulations, you have faissed.

by LaughingBelt April 24, 2020

False bitch

A female who says guys think she's a bitch to make herself look badass, when really they think she's a cowardly poser, not a bitch.

Guy- You ain't no bitch, you're a false bitch, you're posing as a bitch.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2020

False

If something is false, it isnt made up, its false.

The story wasnt made up, it was bullshit, it was false.

by Solid Mantis July 22, 2020