Engineer

An insomniac wizard in the modern world whose brain is capable of functioning without sleep, hung over, or intoxicated to produce mathematical solutions and mentally perform impossible calculations.

Person: "I'm sweaty,I wonder ho humid it is in this room"
Engineer: "hmm... pv=nrt... account for vapor pressure... partial pressure... About 65% humidity I believe" *checks humidity gauge* "shit I was off by 2%, should have used a calculator"

by Heisenberg βμ December 25, 2016

engine cunt

The act of fucking your mate with a car engine and your penis at the same time

“Hey can you come engine cunt me?

by CYurkss721 November 21, 2017

Engineering

A subject that a student is most likely to begin taking during their high school life. This is a rigorous course that students who enjoy math and science take and among other subjects such as arts, english, and language is typically considered harder. Engineering does come with benefits. If the student continues engineering in college, it raises chances of obtaining a job after graduating college. However, if a student decides to take this course, they will most likely soon experience side effects such as lack of sleep, a state of confusion, and an urge to end your own life.

Student 1: Dude, I think I'm going to take the engineering class!
Student 2: It's been nice knowing you.
Student 1: Why is that?
Student 2: It's because you're taking engineering.

by Jodex_jh25 September 14, 2018

Eugene

n.
a mans who will facetime you at 3am in the shower, but will end the call before getting out as to not show his peepee

Person one: Who are you calling, why are they in the shower?

Person two: It's Eugene, he facetimed me while in the shower.

by lixie July 11, 2019

Eugene Story

When someone is telling a story, but it doesn't really have a plot, ending or punch line.

Don't let Ralph tell a story, it really never makes sense or has a cohesive ending. Kinda like a Eugene Story.

by Eugene story January 25, 2020

eugene

he is a very hot steamy man and he likes to slap and tickle peeple

eugene is so hot and steamy omg

by yesnoprobablynot January 8, 2021

engineturbator

(Offensive) Someone who uses engine in chess. Some of them ironically do not want anyone else to analyze and complain a lot.

A: Who is the biggest engineturbator?
B: Chronatog!

by Franklin0888 August 24, 2021