Edgelord

Someone who keeps on edging instead of cumming and ends up blowing a huge load

Wow thats so much cum

Yes i'm an edgelord

by Ricky The Blazer March 31, 2021

pepsi edge

a diet soda drink with half the carbs and sugars then regular cola, ut tastes like the slime outta da bottom of a pond

person 1: ewwww thurs brownish slime on ur fish tankperson 2: no i spilled sum pepsi edge in thur by mistake

by pim daddy dollars August 30, 2004

Hate-edge

It's worse than being Straight-edge. You like to hate people that like having fun. Being Hate-edge, you spend most your time shoving your straight-edge views down other people's throats and constantly bitch about how you will have no life if you drink or smoke. A lot of Hate-edges would even be obnoxious enough to go out and get shitty-looking Straight-edge tattoo's and flaunt them around to everybody despite how much other people could give a shit less. Also If you are Hate-edge, around 50% of your MySpace should consist about you talking about how your Straight-edge and how if you smoke a cigarette, you are gross and a loser but by being a Hate-edge it actually makes you a loser in today's social standards. Because being Hate-edge is frowned upon in today's society, Hate-edgers must conjole together in order to prevent them from getting their asses kicked and also sticking together to discuss how perfect they are.

Hate-edgers:
John: Dude you're not going to believe this!
Mike: What?
John: I found Tim smoking a cigarette the other day!
Mike: Dude he's definitely going to be a college drop-out!
John: I know!
Mike: You wanna go bitch him out by leaving 3538490 hate comments on his MySpace?
John: Yeah yeah!
Mike: Yeah! But he blocked my other 13 profiles I made because I did it to him before...
John: Hmmmm... Who's countin'!? We can make a 14th profile and do it some more!
Mike: Yeah yeah!
John: Yeah!
Mike: Yeah!

by skimmilkk January 19, 2009

Edgefest

a show or a place where there is no drinking or smoking or anything vaguely fun happening.

are you going to that concert tonight?

yeah, i'm gonna stop by, i hope it's not edgefest.

by sarah bee. February 9, 2009

Edger

Abuser of Animals. Enjoys humping cucumbers. Whilst folicking in the meadows with Yubber.

Otherwise known in the black world as a Rapist.

That man went to jail for being an Edger.

by Onion July 1, 2003

straight edge

a common ploy used by teens in order to seem innocent, but in reality it is very much a paradox.

"Yo, I'm straight edge," John says as he is consuming his third bottle of gin that night.

by Kzilla May 8, 2005

Edgeward

What Chris Jericho calls Edge.

by Anonymous May 28, 2003