EAR FUCKED

This is when someone continues to speak AT you even though you don't want to hear or reply to them in any way. Often times the one doing the ear fucking will make statements, then expect some type of response.

This dude was ear fucking me the whole time. Ear Fucked

by Bailmaninmo April 30, 2019

Abercrombie Ears

The condition one's auditory senses are in after spending more than 20 minutes in an Abercrombie&Fitch store. One may suffer from Abercrombie Ears for mere minutes, or for hours on end of muffled, incoherent sound due to the lessened sensitivity of the hearing.

"Girl, you'll need to speak up a bit, I've got Abercrombie Ears."

by Anonymous717191 May 26, 2012

Ear Sex

aye.....pretty self explanitory

"fuck! didnae hear that coming!"

by thelazygeko May 25, 2004

moose ears

when everyone is seated and there is a task to be done. like turning off the lights or closing the door. you simply say "moose ears" and place ur open hands on your head like moose antlers

don:oh. i forgot to turn off the light. MOOSE EARS.
john: DAMN!

by don mote July 31, 2007

Ear Cochroach

The wireless cellular earpiece worn over the ear.

The morning after a heavy night of partying, Joe realized he lost his Bluetooth ear cochroach.

by James Weyand October 5, 2006

teary-eared

the effect of uncontrollable laughter; laughing so hard that "tears meet your ears"; the state of mind you reach when laughing so hard you forget what you are laughing about; usually the side-effect of drug-induced euphoria

After hearing the story, the girls got all teary-eared.

by BeccaR June 25, 2005

ear cuddling

The act of two people sharing a single set of headphones attatched to one MP3/music player.

Ear cuddling, they walked close to each other in order for the ear pieces not to fall off.

by Ayumi N. December 28, 2007