magic dump

A magic dump is one that makes you feel alot better. Say for example you have an awful tummy ache and then you poop and it goes away, you just took a magic dump.
My stomach cramps were so awful I thought I was going to die til I took that magic dump.
by Sarah Lambert March 03, 2008
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front dumping

"I was front dumping my old lady last night, filled her pink pocket and her stink rocket. high five."
by chester99 March 15, 2018
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granny dumping

the act of placing an elderly relative in a hospice or assisted living facility so that they're not your problem anymore.
"granny dumping her would make all of our lives easier. we'd only have to visit on weekends."
by brendan July 22, 2004
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double dump

You: Hey Billy, did you take a dump and forget to flush.
Billy: Yeah.
You: Well no worries. I took a double dump and it clogged your toilet.
Billy: Cool...thanks man.
by ctub January 30, 2011
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dumped by text

Fed got dumped by text! Brittany is hot and single again!
by You C November 10, 2006
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taking a dump

To poop, usually a very large one.
Friend 1: He is so stupid to think 'taking a dump' is buying a city dump

Friend 2: Yup
by stuffrandom December 01, 2017
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Soccer dump

Kicking someone right in the butthole really hard causing any possible turds inside to get shoved back UPWARDS!
"You been soccer dumped!!!"
by Zerodin October 23, 2004
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