dump nap

it's when your at work and feeling lazy as shit and you tell your boss your going to take a poo and take a nap on the crapper.

Man work sucks today, i'm gonna go take a nice healthy dump nap.

you: i'm going to the shitter.

boss: ok

by DDJ!! Dump Napper May 23, 2009

tumble dump

when you shit in a dryer, turn it on and walk away

the people at that party we crashed were dicks so i tumble dumped them and got the hell out.

by eeby1 June 24, 2011

granny dumping

the act of placing an elderly relative in a hospice or assisted living facility so that they're not your problem anymore.

"granny dumping her would make all of our lives easier. we'd only have to visit on weekends."

by brendan July 22, 2004

double dump

taking a shit over someone else's shit

You: Hey Billy, did you take a dump and forget to flush.
Billy: Yeah.
You: Well no worries. I took a double dump and it clogged your toilet.
Billy: Cool...thanks man.

by ctub February 20, 2011

dumped by text

to dump someone by text message

Fed got dumped by text! Brittany is hot and single again!

by You C November 10, 2006

taking a dump

To poop, usually a very large one.

Friend 1: He is so stupid to think 'taking a dump' is buying a city dump

Friend 2: Yup

by stuffrandom December 5, 2017

Soccer dump

Kicking someone right in the butthole really hard causing any possible turds inside to get shoved back UPWARDS!

"You been soccer dumped!!!"

by Zerodin October 23, 2004