Dudesh-Bag

A guy or "dude" who is a douche bag, is a "dudesh-bag".

"God! He's such a dudesh-bag"

by Facebook.com/aidan.angel December 6, 2011

duckshit

a person that holds themselves in extremely high and annoying self-esteem

Jack: Hey you seen Mark around lately James?
James: Nah, did you see? He made a definition for himself on 'Urban Dictionary'.
Jack: Yeah, that dude is so full of duckshit.

by smackthatquack February 11, 2012

Duceartist

A very rare master of poop art, such works of art can be commonly found on public restroom walls and are usually applied by hand, another variation is constructed inside the bowl and done free hand, using only anal muscles one breaks off links and arranges the pieces into a recognizable shape or picture. Caution must be taken during the second version, if you leave a skidmark on the seat it is considered a fowl and will seriously devalue your work.

Chuck-I needed to use the restroom at the restaurant and was horrified to find that a dirty "duceartist" had tagged the walls. I took a picture with my phone and sent it to my friends.

by whitechocolatethunder February 14, 2012

ducks

A code name for "marijuana" coined by a pot-dealer and her friends from Santa Clara, CA. The word has spread from Santa Clara to San Jose in just under 1 year.

"yo, nig, you got ducks?"
"hell yeah what kind you want?"

by suckaduckdickmynig August 12, 2012

Ducks in here

The excuse you should use when you let out a large fart that sounds close enough to a quack that it could pass for a duck.

(Fart) "Bro, there must be some ducks in here"
"You disgust me..."

by KEATOR November 27, 2012

duchess of cunt

Similar to Cuntess, except a duchess of Cunt exhibits traits akin to her Duke of Cunt, essentially completing a pair of royal Cunts.

'Hey bro did you see that uptight chick walking around acting all hoe with that Clark Kent looking dude?'

'Yeah man, she's part of that Duke and Duchess society with him. You know, like the Duchess or something.'

'That's some Class A bitch. She's like the Duchess of Cunt.'

by BANTERvPREDITOR October 17, 2013

dudesch

1.) The worst possible combination of a dude and a douche bag known to humanity!

"That guy is such a 'dudesch!' All he does is get drunk and hit on chicks!"

by DeeJay_23 March 9, 2014