Tesla Driver

A guy who sucks his own penis in a Tesla Car.

“Bro, you’re a Tesla driver”

by Lolsaxfifth September 9, 2018

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Driving Sock

When a male takes the sock from a golf club, the driver, and put it down your pants while you drive your car so it appears that you have an enlarged penis.

Random Girl: Wow! That Guy has a HUGE dick!
Random Guy: Nope, just a big driver.

OR

Driver: I feel like more of a man with my driving sock because I look like more of a man.

by TREA STUMP February 19, 2011

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drive-by comments

Adding a comment on a social media post (facebook, etc) about a controversial issue and turning off notifications so as not to get into a prolonged argument.

I disagree with your meme on gun control, immigration, taxes because........ I want to get into a nasty multi day long fight so I left these drive-by comments

by tantilis February 18, 2018

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bitch driver

The word is used to describe a person who suddenly leaves the defined traffic areas of a parking lot and crosses the spaces that are not parked in as a shortcut.

As we drove through the parking lot looking for a space, we were almost killed by a bitch driver.

by Sean Lecrone December 16, 2004

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canoe driver

The clitoris. If you look at a canoe from an overhead perspective, it looks like a vagina, the person sitting in the front is where the clitoris is. Hence, canoe driver.

We were hooking up last night and every time I tapped the canoe driver she went wild.

by The Baby Bear May 26, 2008

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