tl?dr

"Too long? Don't read"; "Don't bother reading if it doesn't interest you".

Not to be confused with tl;dr.

When you previously gave some information or made a joke and want to give more clarifying info, but also want to admit that knowing said info doesn't gain you much benefit either.

Nobody wants their app to crash. Yet they added `Abort()` in the new version!?

tl?dr
Well, they actually added it for ... reason x and y ... *much text*

by JL_. March 16, 2022

Dr. Lovegood

A man or woman who can make love so well that they should be a professional at great sex.

Eddie, can you be my Dr. Lovegood again? I need a cure for my jungle fever!

by true ambidextrous May 8, 2015

Dr. Emilia

Dr. Emilia is a woman who does not like listening to people. She is genuinely smart and pretty but she treats others like pawns more than people

"I met someone today who brushed off my concerns about their safety, she was a total Dr. Emilia"

"My sister hates taking constructive criticism, she doesn't believe she can be wrong. She is a Dr. Emilia"

by Snackleggg June 28, 2020

Dr. Proct

A proctologist.

A proctologist who moonlights after business hours and takes care of gay mens needs.

David went to go see Dr. Proct today.

Wow!!! David really loves Dr. Proct!! What a queermo!!!


David had to see Dr. Proct for problems with roids.

by scappuccino February 14, 2009

Dr. Williams

A very shy one which only comes out at night to search for food and go to the gym. She lives within the wilderness where she spends her time fishing and shopping online for new fishing gear. The natural habitat of this Swedish beauty is in the forests of Michigan. She loves to watch anime but only in Japanese and with subtitles. Her favorite food is tomatoes (who knows why cause tomatoes are not good). Her favorite attraction is the red-black bearded Elias.

She is such a Dr. Williams.

by n-i-c-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k February 17, 2021

Dr. Technology

Your religion teacher, who happens to be particularly skilled with computers and the internet. Very likely to pronounce human as "youman"

"Did you hear Dr. Technology is the head of the technology committee?"

by user182737489 October 23, 2019

Dr perky

Fucked up in the crib sippin' Dr. Perky Fucked up in the crib eatin' Okidokis Fucked up in the crib sippin' Dr. Bob Fucked up in the crib eatin' Kat Kots Fucked up in the crib playin' WiWi

Fucked up in the crib eatin' Creme Betweens

Fucked up in the crib and I'm playin' UM Fucked up in the crib goin', goin' dumb Fucked up in the crib eatin' Detos

Fucked up in the crib usin' Binbows

Fucked up in the crib eatin' Crispy Rice
Fucked up in the crib and I'm sippin' Nice Fucked up in the crib eatin' Crispy Rice Treats

Fucked up in the crib sippin' Johns Daphne Fucked up in the crib sippin' hella Red Ball Fucked up in the crib eatin' Toaster Tarts Fucked up in the crib playin' Fony

Fucked up in the crib eatin' Tootie Fruities Fucked up in the crib eatin' Solar Flakes Fucked up in the crib rockin' US PA

Fucked up in the crib eatin' Crisp Crunch Fucked up in the crib playin' PolyStation Fucked up in the crib rockin' Dolce & Banana

Fucked up in the crib eatin' Panburger Partner

Fucked up in the crib watchin' Jake & Drosh

Fucked up in the crib sippin' Mountain Frost

Fucked up in the crib eatin' Cheddar Cheese Guppies

Fucked up in the crib rockin' Calvim Klain and Guchi

Dude i love dr perky

by Dr perky December 3, 2022