1. Von Douche, a phrase when spelled in the same font as "Von Dutch", appears frighteningly similar. This particular phrase is often sported on t-shirts, by people that despise those who wear "Von Dutch" apparel.
2. How a Technocrat or Neo-Globalistmakes fun of a Junker or citizen of Holland.
3. A noun used to describe one who wears clothing that has "Von Dutch" written on it.
2. How a Technocrat or Neo-Globalistmakes fun of a Junker or citizen of Holland.
3. A noun used to describe one who wears clothing that has "Von Dutch" written on it.
1. "I bought a awesome Von Douche shirt online, freakin yuppie hag at the bank flipped when she saw it! I love making fun of people who wear Von Dutch!"
2. "So I opined loftly to this landed aristocrat, 'What is your say? von Douche?'. He obviously didnt invite me to the mid-summer ball at his manor"
3. "I say, classic Von Douche" *looks at 50 year old lady wearing a tight fitting von Dutch shirt* "so absolutely vile her appearance is... very Von Douche"
2. "So I opined loftly to this landed aristocrat, 'What is your say? von Douche?'. He obviously didnt invite me to the mid-summer ball at his manor"
3. "I say, classic Von Douche" *looks at 50 year old lady wearing a tight fitting von Dutch shirt* "so absolutely vile her appearance is... very Von Douche"
by The Sneak September 15, 2004
Get the Von Douchemug. A male who's favorite quality about himself is his muscular definition. He likes to think all on-lookers are impressed (and envious) of his muscles, but really all non-Muscle-Douches laugh at the Muscle-Douche's self-opinion. A Muscle-Douche tends to: work out frequently with the sole purpose of enhancing his appearance, talk about working out, always flex a little when body is exposed, and lower his voice a tad bit until it becomes a natural habit. Researchers say 70% of Muscle-Douches are insecure about the size of their penis
Leonard: "Why does Chad always flex in the showers?"
Stevie: "I don't know dude... Chad's such a Muscle-Douche"
Stevie: "I don't know dude... Chad's such a Muscle-Douche"
by youngdubbyrox June 9, 2011
Get the Muscle-Douchemug. A nickname given to one with characteristics pertaining to immense social annoyance, homosexuality, and overall negative energy that is also hereditary.
When asked a simple question, turd-douche will reply with a complex answer that is incorrect through common sense. Ultimately leading the conversation in an unnecessary direction. Such as a subjects already covered.
When asked a simple question, turd-douche will reply with a complex answer that is incorrect through common sense. Ultimately leading the conversation in an unnecessary direction. Such as a subjects already covered.
The Turd-douche insisted on informing everyone that he learned "Smoke On the Water" on his alto-saxophone. Repeating the phrase in a high, nasally voice, managing to piss everyone off in record time.
by werny13 June 4, 2009
Get the Turd-douchemug. by vingratis March 18, 2009
Get the Iceberg Douchemug. A sense one comes across after many years of experience of knowing douches. This sense makes you able to detect if a person is douche or not by looking at their clothes/listening to how they talk/ect.
I used my douche detection skills when I heard a car speed off on the residential street outside my window. He was defiantly a douche.
by xgabbyblu November 17, 2009
Get the Douche Detectionmug. 
Someone who is bigger then a douche bag, yet smaller then a douche canoe. Thus meaning the Douche Paddle For the Douche Canoe.
Person 1 - 'Alright, you get half a quarter of my burger.'
Person 2 - 'Dude I haven't eaten since yesterday!'
Person 1 - 'Too bad, fag.
Person 2 - 'Dude you are such a Douche Paddle.
Person 2 - 'Dude I haven't eaten since yesterday!'
Person 1 - 'Too bad, fag.
Person 2 - 'Dude you are such a Douche Paddle.
by JezzInMyPants November 1, 2009
Get the Douche Paddlemug.