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robot dong

An oversized metallic 'e-cigarette' type vaporizer nearing the length or girth of a robotic male penis. The user can typically be seen fellating this device enthusiastically in pursuit of his or her high-tech nicotine fix.
Did you see Robert's new E-Cig? Yeah, it's a total robot dong.

Dude, is that a real-life e-peen? Nah bro, it's just my new robot dong.
by RDongSucker January 16, 2014
mugGet the robot dongmug.

gang dong

when a fag gets viciously and facially slapped by the weiners of many other men at the same time
Gang dong that faggot, he was t-bagging me.
by bagger2120 October 17, 2008
mugGet the gang dongmug.

Ding-Dong

1. A delicious chocolate cupcake with cream filling produced and distributed by Hostes.

2. A slang term for penis

3. Another way to call someone an idiot/moron.

4. The sexual act in which a male ejaculates in the ass crack of an African American male or female (no gender discrimination). The result of the white semen in the brown ass crack should look like a Hostes Ding-Dong. For the authentic Ding-Dong, the male should be of the Caucasian ethnicity and the african american party, male or female, should be fucked in the ass prior to ejaculation.
4. "Wow I just pulled out and came in your ass crack, if you were black this would totaly look like a Ding-Dong..."

proceeds to make entry on Urban Dictionary
mugGet the Ding-Dongmug.

dong-honker

An octopus at the boner buffet.
by Anonymous April 3, 2003
mugGet the dong-honkermug.

Hong Dong

This guy I was dating had a bad case of Hong Dong
by Wildbell88 October 4, 2018
mugGet the Hong Dongmug.

Dong li

Bearded white man who runs a sex slave service.
Can you link me up with Dong li in Irvine?
by 1320horn November 22, 2016
mugGet the Dong limug.

Dong Dropper

A person who flashes their penis discretely in public by dropping their genitals out of there pants for a short period of time. This method is only used by people with self-control a.k.a bitches
Tommy-"Want me to dong drop that bitch?"
Jesus-"Dong Dropper(s) are bitches."
*gets free ass for a year*
by Yolo swagins May 10, 2015
mugGet the Dong Droppermug.

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