Diamond Doctor

Jewelry expert.

One who can tell you the real value of your bling; much to the dissapointment of many chavs.

Leyton says his chainster is a "24 carrot original" but i says he should check out the Diamond Doctor on that one.

by Powered by Oracle October 9, 2007

beat doctor

One who is very adept at regulating the beat, rhythm, or any musical driven composition

For this song I'm going to need a beat doctor

by Lucius Black February 9, 2009

Shock Doctor

Someone who is proficient in administering The Shocker.

The Shock Doctor payed me a little visit last night! wasn't expecting that shit but "feels good man".

by Shockdoctor July 27, 2010

Sickbay doctors

Medical charlatans whose skills and attitudes are typical of the practitioners found in military sickbays and working for the Veterans Health Administration. They pretend to be able to diagnose and heal like other doctors, but are generally unqualified, incompetent, and lazy. Sickbay doctors lack curiosity and are usually ignorant of the latest advances in medicine. Most are simply inept, but others may use techniques, substances, or devices for the prevention and treatment of disease that are known to be ineffective and possibly dangerous.

I went to my local VA Clinic because I was suffering from severe cramps, a fever, and dizziness. Unfortunately, they sent me to one of their sickbay doctors who told me to take an antacid, and go home to rest. I later found out in the Emergency Room of my local hospital that my appendix had ruptured.

by M Mackenzie July 29, 2011

Emergent Docking

Emergent Docking

ih-mur-juhnt dok-ing

Verb
1. The act of deficating in a urinal when the regular stalls are being occupied at the time of evacuation.

Bill: Dude, all the stalls were taken so I had to perform an emergent docking in the urinal!
Ted: Hah, it'll take 50 flushes to sink that battleship.

by Jbzerotwo May 29, 2013

Dutch Docking

When a man loves a woman very much and sexual relations have developed past the vanilla stage it might be the time for the man to insert his balls inside the woman's asshole.

Usually without lubrication but for beginners butter or a petroleum based lube can be used.

She is so fit, I would love some Dutch docking with her.

Dan and Madga are filthy... Well into Dutch docking.

Cliff was so horny last night he ended up Dutch docking a kebab.

by Hugh Horace August 18, 2019

Raskin Doctrine

What’s good for the goose, ain’t for the gander

By the Raskin Doctrine, Maxine Waters is an angel!

by bustapost February 13, 2021