When some ones mom is so nasty, that putting your dick in her mouth would be like getting into a dumpster.
by Cross thread tech January 29, 2020
Get the I will dumpster dive in your moms mouth!mug. An Ill attempt at spelling the term "Scuba Diving" often typed/texted by dumb blondes who don't know how to smoke ciggarettes, let alone carry out the task of scuba diving.
by Thatguywhosmellslikeapples July 15, 2011
Get the Skoba Divingmug. When you creampie a girl who is wearing a female condom, then take out the condom and suck out the cum.
by Phallic Acquaintance May 31, 2019
Get the Cum Dumpster Divingmug. Dive Bar Yuppie
(noun)
1. A young(ish) professional who spends their weekdays in sweat pants and dress shirts on zoom. Starting their weekends with yoga, they blow their paycheck by last call, yapping about how the happy hour used to be $5. Full of questionable 2000s music decisions.
2. Someone who can name three types of mezcal but still orders a PBR without irony, because she says she likes the way it tastes while wearing a Beachcomber blue ribbon sweatshirt.
3. The kind of person who shows up to a dive bar in loafers, tips well, and will 100% talk your ear off about ai, the roman empire, aliens, or the latest Huberman episode about skipping.
Synonyms:
Hipster-adjacent, Finance bro with feelings, Indie corporate.
See also:
Craft beer snob, Cool coworker, The only one in the dive bar wearing a blazer
(noun)
1. A young(ish) professional who spends their weekdays in sweat pants and dress shirts on zoom. Starting their weekends with yoga, they blow their paycheck by last call, yapping about how the happy hour used to be $5. Full of questionable 2000s music decisions.
2. Someone who can name three types of mezcal but still orders a PBR without irony, because she says she likes the way it tastes while wearing a Beachcomber blue ribbon sweatshirt.
3. The kind of person who shows up to a dive bar in loafers, tips well, and will 100% talk your ear off about ai, the roman empire, aliens, or the latest Huberman episode about skipping.
Synonyms:
Hipster-adjacent, Finance bro with feelings, Indie corporate.
See also:
Craft beer snob, Cool coworker, The only one in the dive bar wearing a blazer
“Dan just got promoted at his marketing job and celebrated with picklebacks at The Rusty Tap—classic dive bar yuppie move.”
by Dive Bar Yuppie April 2, 2025
Get the Dive Bar Yuppiemug. 1.The act of digging in one's ass, with blatant disregard to other's awareness in group situations or public places.
2. When your at a bar and the bartender hollers LAST CALL and you've been striking out all night so you order 3 shots of tequila and just take what you can get.
3.The act of plowing a very UNattractive "person" in their dirty anus!!
2. When your at a bar and the bartender hollers LAST CALL and you've been striking out all night so you order 3 shots of tequila and just take what you can get.
3.The act of plowing a very UNattractive "person" in their dirty anus!!
While at the weekly corporate meeting I looked around the room in boredom, which quickly turned into disgust as I noticed Kevin was Dumpster Diving
by King_Love420 February 10, 2022
Get the Dumpster Divingmug. The act of diving into ones septic tank (usually your crush), mouth wide open to make sure you capture whatever waste of your choosing. This includes; period blood, shit, piss, and semen.
by Jimothy Tingles March 15, 2024
Get the Dutch Divingmug. Like a swan dive but with an added backflip, called this because pigs are the farthest animal from swans and there is a high probability for a belly flop
by dive boy May 13, 2021
Get the Swine Divemug.