Attachment Deficit Disorder

Someone who is constantly leaving out attachments when sending e-mails, has Attachment Deficit Disorder (A.D.D.). (Similar to Attention Deficit Disorder, but with attachment's).

Mike: email RE: You gotta see this wicked vid!!!

Jeff: opens blank email Huh? There's nothing here! That dudes got Attachment Deficit Disorder

by kishmich October 8, 2008

Online Personality Disorder (OPD)

Online disorder in which a person posting comments, blogging, chatting, or otherwise electronically communicating, especially while under anonymous screen names, becomes someone and/or something they are not.
(Not to be confused with Online Multiple Personality Disorder (OMPD)

Gladys, who in reality is 500 lbs overweight, toothless, and full of acne, posts something like:
"I"m 5 foot 2, petite, HOT and have 4 Masters Degrees in Hospitality and Tourism."
No, Gladys has Online Personality Disorder (OPD)

by JayyTheOrc January 4, 2009

John Mayer Disorder

Abbreviated with the acronym JMD, it is a mental state of being when one hears a song and devolops a liking for it, but abruptly changes their feelings about the song upon hearing the name of the artist or group who preforms the song. Getting it's name originally from the reaction by people first listening to the songs produced by artst John Mayer, but has and can be used for other groups and artists.

Jen: Hey, I like this song! Who sings this?
Sara: Lady Antebellum.
Jen: Oh. Turn it off.
Sara: I thought you liked it?
Jen: I can't now, it's classic John Mayer Disorder.

by littlebrownlab April 28, 2011

pot addiction disorder

When the leader of a punk group (the Alpha_Punk) denies that pot is addictive and tells everyone who questions him that he can stop at any time but does not want to. He then cites several studies which backs up his statements.

I'm not addicted, I just like to smoke pot everyday to calm me down. Even the Obama administration agrees with me that pot addiction disorder is a myth!

by ukdkbr August 11, 2010

Disgrazia

When something is "Disgrazia" it is usually dirty, filthy, not worthy or good enough to be used... Also can be used to describe a female who is a filthy, piece of shit disgraceful whore and/or a son who has embarrassed their family....

- My own son is a fuckin junkie meth addict... His fuckin house is filthy... Ahhh disgrazia!!!!!!!!!
- That girl is a real pig... I heard she takes a lot of dick fuckin putana disgrazia... !!!

- Ayy Billy clean your fuckin room kid... Its a fuckin pig sty in here its all disgrazia !!!!!!

by whattayasaybill January 26, 2011

Disorienterror

The split second of sheer terror experienced upon waking up in a foreign location and or circumstance. Disorienterror is usually experienced following excess alcohol consumption and is heightened by awakening next to an unknown person(s) and or animal(s).

Bob awoke and screamed fearfully "where the fuck am I?!" as he was overcome with disorienterror.

Disorienterror overwhelmed Wendy as she woke up between a large man and a donkey.

by Paul = PK March 29, 2008

diorang

literally means 'they' or 'them'. used by Malays. A fusion of malay word 'dia' (he/she/it) and 'orang' (person) that formed the word 'diaorang' and later became a much shorter and easier-to-say form of 'diorang'

Jai - Why are you alone?
Budak - Well, I just don't know what to do.
Jai - Go play with those kids outside, they are friendly.
Budak - They don't like me.
Jai - Alaa, diorang can be persuaded though, no worries.

by madammahum March 27, 2015