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Designed-Jones

1) An intentional actions that results in an unexpected positive outcome, originating from NFL quarterback Daniel Jones' occasional ability to perform unexpectedly well. 2) In philosophy, a purpose driven action that results in net good for the universe.
"I took that test thinking I would fail it; but I got an 'A'. Looks like I pulled off another designed-jones."

The humanitarian organization's efforts, though labor intensive, have proven to be a designed-jones for the local community.
by Thatwick September 26, 2024
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Desi Aranz

A Cuban actor, musician, producer, and bandleader. He played Ricky Ricardo on the American television sitcom I Love Lucy, in which he co-starred with his wife Lucille Ball.

He served as president of Desilu studios 1950- 1962

Desi created the 3 camera setup for sitcoms
Desi Aranz was instrumental in situation comedy TV
by OG Daddy December 28, 2024
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Designer Drugs

Pharmaceuticals obtained by acting, and scene.
‘There’s not much redness in my throat, but I’ve had this cough that just won’t go away’ and that’s how I got a fridge full of designer drugs.
by highjinks February 19, 2025
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Designer China Vagina

A surgical procedure where the vagina is rotated 90 degrees so that it resembles a Chinese person’s slitty eyes.

Functionally this is of no benefit and can result in numerous health complications, but by golly it’s funny to look at.
Babs: ‘Hey beautiful, are you a boy or a girl?’
Thai ladyboy hooker: ‘I’m a girl- I got a designer China vagina last week’
Babs (popping a couple of Viagra and unbuttoning frantically): ‘Buckle up..’
by Anonymous submissions March 3, 2025
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Dersials

the best youtube ever to excist he just need to be morpe consistent
that niga dersials jus dropped yo
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Deasia

I wish I was a baddie

“That’s called being a deasia!!”
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Designer China Vagina

An expensive and often quite painful surgical procedure where the vagina is rotated 90 degrees so as to resemble a Chinese person’s slitty eyes. Functionally this is of no benefit and can often result in several serious health complications, but by golly it’s funny to look at.
George: ‘Hey beautiful, are you a boy or a girl?’
Thai hooker: ‘As of last week I’m a girl- I got a designer China vagina!’
George (popping a viagra and unbuckling furiously): ‘Buckle up..’
by Anonymous submissions April 24, 2025
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