Truck Driver Bill

A man who lives in Abilene, TX. He is known all around Texas, especially in west and north regions of the state. He has been noted as to always be wearing a trucker cap he never takes off in public, always has a toothpick in his mouth, and acknowledges people with a friendly "10-4 good buddy" when he hears his name. A recent poll in the city of Abilene revealed that roughly 90% of people don't know his real name is not Bill. He is also noted as not owning a truck, but rather a broken 21 speed mountain bike.

Glen: "Hey, have you seen Truck Driver Bill today?'
Seth: "Ya. He was biking to the Bingo house in Abilene."

by HSUcowboy09 October 1, 2008

third derivative

a calculus term also called "the jerk"; it is a nerdy way to tell someone off.

person one: "you smell like feet."

person two: "Golly, person one, you can be such a third derivative."

by Kimfinn April 30, 2008

Drivesoft

A variation of airsoft, in which the participants drive around in cars, usually in urban areas, and attempt to hit either other participants or innocent bystanders with airsoft pellets.

"Dude, I totally pwned this dude in the butt while we were playing drivesoft the other day. He had no idea what hit him! He was just standing there, taking out the trash."

by Ladderwalker January 27, 2009

Drive Heaving

Dry Heaving while operating a motor vehicle.

Our taxi driver was so hungover this morning...he was totally Drive Heaving.

by JaReidy August 11, 2010

drive stay

To drive to the opposition, stay at the location, and engage in a battle of fisticuffs.

Me: "My brethren, did you see Sir Jake Paul decide not to do a drive stay and instead do a drive by?
My Brethren: "Oh, that was hilarious. He had Sir Dillon Danis looking foolish. Hahaha, he even threw toilet paper at him!"

by li's posh dictionary December 15, 2020

psycho drive-by

the act of driving by your ex's house after you've broken up to see if a new car is parked outside, or to see if they are home sulking over your break-up.
and psycho drive-by can be committed by you, your best friend, and in some instances, your parents.

I had a feeling Stephen was back with his ex, so I did a psycho drive-by and saw her car there!

by triciad November 15, 2007

The Driver

The Ugly Chick in a Group of Hot Chicks....

Man, that chick is nasty, she must be the Driver......

by Animalvader October 16, 2008