Shit dyke

Essentially your asshole which is holding back a sea of shit from flooding your pants
Excuse me for a moment it seems the shit dyke is about to bust
by Jayfromthe5thdimension October 03, 2022
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Swamp Dyke

A title that almost at once invokes it's own definition in your imagination upon hearing a swamp dyke is a very dirty and unkept often severely undereducated lesbian caked in filth and prone to lude slurs. The most advanced of there kind sport semblances of a mullet though more commonly are known to shear their locks on the rare instances they come upon anything sharp enough to do so in their native swampy habitats. They seldom are known to leave their muddy lairs except to restock their horde of Pap's Blue Ribbon. In such instances they rub their genitals on various fauna along the way in order to keep from getting lost essentially leaving a strongly scented musty trail of "breadcrumbs" to find there way back home.
That Swamp Dyke stole my Pap's Blue Ribbon!
by RyDawg2000 August 05, 2022
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Your Uncle Mike a Dyke

Defeats any roast may make world implode when spoken.
Only use when roasts get to strong.
Daniel: Your mom gay lol.
Me: Don't make me do it..
Tabby: Your dad lesbian.
Me: I swear..
Ash: Your granny tranny
Me: NIBBA YOUR UNCLE MIKE A DYKE
*world implodes*
by iced.milk March 15, 2018
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Dick ditching dyke

A woman who is married to a man for 40 years comes out to be lesbian.
David, I am going to have to leave you because I am a dick ditching dyke
by Doobery! June 29, 2011
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jezz dykes

A Jezz Dykes is a far from tame mini beast! To be jezz dyked you would have had to endure hours of abuse at a personal level. You may not come out alive and you will certainly feel your feet hit the floor after being dragged back down with verbal abuse to the real world. Females are of the lowest to such beast and will be treated like a whoppy cushion.
Right that’s it! I’ve had enough of that jumped up little shirt lifter Mitch! Get him to Jezz to be educated! He won’t know what’s hit him after a stretch being Jezz dykes! Only thing he’ll be able to do after is stick a ham baguette up his Thomas crapper!!
by Crowbagoftheday October 14, 2021
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Dyke n ike

A Fat girl who is a dyke and hanging out with a fuckboy
by lil_j_da_beast December 31, 2017
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City dykes

city dykes are dykes that pull bad bittys & finesse boys girls city dykes will changes your life in a good way
Hey have see those city dykes ?

Yeah they pull bad bitches !
by jasluna July 11, 2019
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