doctor hurley

When one has put themselves in a very stressful situation and is doomed for failure. Whether the failure be due to procrastination, being lazy, not being omniscient, or simply due to God's choice.

student: "I just took this quiz, and I totally failed."
friend: "You didn't just fail, you Doctor Hurley-ed!"

by SFM! September 07, 2009

Ditch Doctor

Medical "professional" from a shithole nation.

I went to see my Ditch Doctor, Dawkta Pajeet. He said AIDS is caused by poo in loo.

by JamesBaud March 20, 2020

doctor pharmacist

A situation where you trust the advice of an under-educated individual of similiar professions.

"I went to get my goider looked at, I gave them the ol' doctor pharmacist and popped it myself"

by doctor8 January 31, 2008

Plague Doctor (Plagueism)

Worship him. He is the almighty man.

Boy 1: Did you see that Plague Doctor (Plagueism)?

Boy 2: Yes, we should bow down and worship him
Both: ALMIGHTY PLAGUE DOCTOR! WE WORSHIP YOU!

by PlagueDoctor999 July 30, 2023

Spin Doctor

Someone who is not only great at hitting huge loops but also puts mad spin on a ping pong ball. AKA Spin Doc, T. Pong Poo, T-Bag, SD, TPP, Spin Dr. TPP.

"Dude, have you seen Travis play ping pong? That guy's a serious Spin Doctor!"

by Sir Loops-A-Lot October 14, 2015

Spin Doctors

A band that has a horse named Male Horse

I saw the Spin Doctors riding Male Horse at Korn’s concert

by SimDevoSlipknot March 27, 2020

Cotton doctor

Someone who eats lots of prepackaged meat like slim Jim’s, beef sticks if any sort, or beef jerky.

Paddy: His breath smells terrible!
Jack: Yeah it’s because he’s a cotton doctor…

by Lanky boi alto March 27, 2022