Dirty Doctor

Someone who does scientific practices without qualifications

Instead of kaiser, I paid this random Dirty Doctor for a cure.

by anonymous January 11, 2022

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Ditch Doctor

Medical "professional" from a shithole nation.

I went to see my Ditch Doctor, Dawkta Pajeet. He said AIDS is caused by poo in loo.

by JamesBaud March 20, 2020

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doctor foster

Going mad when you learn that your husband has been cheating for two years.

When Mary found out Tom was cheating her with a younger woman, she went doctor foster mad.

by Gilmoreman December 8, 2018

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Doctor Hopper

A person who sees a lot of doctors, usually referring to someone with a chronic illness. The word is mostly used in the online chronic illness community.

Person 1: “My GI doctor sent me to neurology then my neurologist sent me to GI.”
Person 2: “okay doctor hopper.”

by graveyardqueen April 9, 2022

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doctor hurley

When one has put themselves in a very stressful situation and is doomed for failure. Whether the failure be due to procrastination, being lazy, not being omniscient, or simply due to God's choice.

student: "I just took this quiz, and I totally failed."
friend: "You didn't just fail, you Doctor Hurley-ed!"

by SFM! September 10, 2009

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