Cap’n Crunch

Someone who is the overlord of capping, can’t seem to keep it 100.

Goddamn Evan is Cap’n Crunch, buddy is the biggest capper in the whole world.

by Chettywapper November 4, 2019

crunchin

cool, sweet, awesome, tight, phat, etc.

Dude! Did you see that guy hacky-sackin? His moves are so CRUNCHIN!

by Dennis Lackey January 23, 2003

cranced

To safely Avert Danger, Very Lucky
Crance

He somehow cranced through the Explosion.

by Samuel R October 28, 2007

Crunchy Ed

Nickname for Elizabeth
The most awsome chic!

Crunchy Ed is here!!

by Crunchy_ April 2, 2009

crunchy con

A fiscal republican with some liberal social views.

Nancy Reagan is a crunchy con about stem cell research.

The crunchy cons believe decriminalizing and taxing marajuana could be profitable and alleviate the drug wars at the border.

by Newtonius Rex March 23, 2009

crunger

When you hunger for something crunchy.

The potato chips were the only thing that could satisfy my crunger.

by Organic Robot June 13, 2009

crundelitis

disease of having an overly dirty crundel. can be cured by the cleaning and washing of the crundel area.

Man I was about to eat her out then smelled her crundelitis and said "O NAH".

by Shua J March 9, 2011