COVID-19

Annoying-ass little virus that is trying to wipe out the human race. Can now be transmitted between humans and minks.

"Fucking COVID-19!! I caught it from an expensive weasel!!!"

by Assistant to the Weeb Lord November 17, 2020

clovid

The horrible combination of any STD and Covid.

After the lockdown ended, Bob went to the bar and met Jane, had unprotected sex and got Clovid.

I just met you, I don’t want no Clovid!

by Schmave December 27, 2020

Covid Cunt

A selfish, entitled person who engages in behaviours and actions that endanger others and put everyone at risk of a lockdown.

Ashley had 20 people over her house for her birthday on the weekend. What a Covid Cunt.

Jason came with me to Westfield's and refused to wear a mask. God he's a Covid Cunt.

by MsFrangipani January 2, 2021

Covid-19

A quirky little virus that thought it would be a lovely idea to completely fuck over every ones entire year along with a bit of death in between! Oh and someone ate a bat .

Damn Covid-19 is a bitch.

by Veers OG March 16, 2021

Covid tourist

An unvaccinated person, who has to travel to another state for medical treatment because their local hospitals are overrun with other unvaccinated people.

After being airlifted from Florida to Connecticut as a covid tourist, Chad's death was added to Connecticut's death total. Ron DeSantis likes this.

by America is the bad place November 23, 2021

Don't Trust Covid-19 Vaccines.

The commandment by anti-mask and anti-vaccine clergy to their oft-uncritical or gullible congregations, who trust their pastors more than their doctors.

Some church or cult leaders under the cover of religion or viral protection would push their political agenda, by selfishly warning their members: “Don't trust Covid-19 vaccines.”

by MathPlus April 24, 2021

COVID-19

A virus that will fuck your shit up.

Pual: Yo Danny, I got COVID-19.

Danny: Awh shit man that'll fuck your shit up.

by venus'cock April 14, 2020