Engaging in oral and or anal sex but not vaginal, so as to maintain one virginity. Practiced extensively on the campus of BYU.
Jeremy: I swear, nothing is going on with Taylor, we are still virgins.
Brian: Man, you know you've gone further than that, you must be playing by the Utah County Rules.
Brian: Man, you know you've gone further than that, you must be playing by the Utah County Rules.
by UTRyno April 15, 2008
To take a steel or other hard metal screw or bolt and cross thread it into a softer metal such a aluminum. Most often found after purchasing a used machine the first time you attemp to remove any bolt or scew.
I just bought this dirt bike for pretty cheap but I found out they applied "Perry County Loctite" to nearly every bolt on the machine.
Alternatively, "Boy will they be pissed when they find out I applied Perry County Loctite to that head bolt on that car before I sold it on Craigslist"!
Alternatively, "Boy will they be pissed when they find out I applied Perry County Loctite to that head bolt on that car before I sold it on Craigslist"!
by Perry County Resident January 05, 2012
Jasper ass whooping is when your whole life you have lived in a place where being a total fucking asshole.You run your dickhole thinking you know everything about everything. FINALLY THE BIGGEST BONE CRUSHER THERE.WILL GIVE YOU THE WORST JASPER COUNTY ASSWHOOPING YOU HAVE EVER HAD.EVEN STICKS HIS BIG FOOT UP YOUR CRY BABY PUSSY ASS.
Damn I am getting so fucking tired of this cock suckers big mouth as soon as I get room..He's getting a jasper county asswhooping
by Nick Danger Brother January 07, 2022
When a male is having sexual intercourse with a female and proceeds to push his thumb into her anus and hook her jaw with his index finger.
I know now why they call it a Cleveland County Bullshark. I almost got kicked by the bull and bit by the shark
by ManMythVegan December 10, 2018
A cop (usually of smaller stature) that is untrustworthy and flaky. Thinks that since he’s a cop, people will be scared of him and not test his authority. Does not train for his job but instead, posts pictures on Facebook in uniform (to let the ladies know he’s a cop)
by RickSaltsman82 December 13, 2022
Named after the time honored tradition in parker county Texas of deep frying the recently circumcised fore skin of a new born in combination with the 5 secret herbs and spices commonly found in parker county cuisine...
...here's a hint, one is piss soaked dirt dried out in a meth lab...
...here's a hint, one is piss soaked dirt dried out in a meth lab...
*Read in Parker county accent* You take yer foreskins and throw'em in yer deep fryers?
“They have a Jewish center out in Weatherford?”
“Yeah, I heard the even serve up Parker county Calamari!”
“What’s that?”
“Next time there is a bris ask them.”
Or...“You hear about Mr. And Mrs. McGillicutty? They just had a baby boy. They circumcised the little fella and made themselves some Parker county calamari. Mmm mmmm, bitch!”
“Have you heard the new fad going around in Weatherford? Instead of eating placenta people are making parker county calamari!"
“They have a Jewish center out in Weatherford?”
“Yeah, I heard the even serve up Parker county Calamari!”
“What’s that?”
“Next time there is a bris ask them.”
Or...“You hear about Mr. And Mrs. McGillicutty? They just had a baby boy. They circumcised the little fella and made themselves some Parker county calamari. Mmm mmmm, bitch!”
“Have you heard the new fad going around in Weatherford? Instead of eating placenta people are making parker county calamari!"
by baby belly buttons November 12, 2018
by Crazybittch March 19, 2017